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A young couple before and after marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Man - Oh yes, i can't wait!
Woman - Will you ever leave me?
Man - No, don't even think about it.
Woman - Do you love me?
Man - Of course.
Woman - Have you ever cheated on me?
Man - No! How could you think that i would do something like that?
Woman - Will you kiss me?
Man - Every time i get the chance.
Woman - Will you beat me?
Man - Are you insane, i 'm not that type of a person...
Woman - Can i trust you?
Man - Yes.
Woman - Oh dear...
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Just read "BEFORE MARRIAGE" from the bottom to the top.
Before and After Marriage
**Before Marriage:**
Her: Hey!
Him: Finally, I have been waiting for so long..
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Him: No, I wouldn't even dare think about that
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Ofcourse, a lot!
Her: Did you ever cheat on me?
Him: NO, why would you ask me that?
Her: Do you want to kiss me?
Him: Every time I get the chance!
Her: Will you ever hit me?
Him: No, I'm not that kind of a person.
Her: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes
Her: Darling
**After Marriage: Read the joke from the bottom to the top**
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