Beets Jokes
47 beets jokes and hilarious beets puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beets that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Beets Short Jokes
Short beets jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beets humour may include short beetle jokes also.
- A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer... He now produces his own beets
- What do you call an uncool beet? A square root
- Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore? Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP
- What do you call Vegan Headphones? Beets.
- What's Dr.Dre's favourite vegetable? Beets
- Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today. He dropped too many beets.
- What is something that's burried but you can still dance on it? A beet
- Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night? because his Beets were sick
- What did the DJ say to the farmer? Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny. - Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet.
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Beets One Liners
Which beets one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beets? I can suggest the ones about beers and green beans.
- Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods? He heard they had fresh beets.
- Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets.
- How do farmers get the party started? They turnip the beets.
- Why do bad farmers make good DJs? Because they've got sick beets!
- I failed as a farmer. I think I could be a musician. Look at all my sick beets.
- Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet.
- Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market? He kept dropping the beets.
- What is a vegetable's favorite joke? Beets me!
- Why did the farmer become a DJ? Because he had sick beets.
- What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer? Lettuce turnip the beet.
- What did the vegetables say at the garden party? Lettuce turnip the beet
- What did the garden say when he liked the music? LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!
- What do vegetarians say at a rave? Lettuce Turnip the Beet
- How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets
- What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet
Amusing & Witty Beets Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about beets you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beets pranks.
One of my favorite Reagan jokes:
A Soviet Diplomat goes to one of the farms in Russia, and approaches the farmer.
How are the carrots doing? Said the Diplomat.
Oh, the carrots are as big and orange as ever! Replies the farmer.
I see, and how are the beets?
Oh, sir, if Gorbachev saw these beets, he would cry with joy!
And what about the potatoes?
Sir, if we stacked the potatoes, they would be high enough to reach God!
The diplomat stares for a minute. But comrade, we don't believe in god.
Oh, good. Says the farmer. Because there are no potatoes.
What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?
Beets me.
What are a DJ's favorite vegetables?
Turnips and beets
Why did the DJ get fired from the supermarket?
He kept dropping the beets.
If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.
Beets the alternative.
Why do farmers make the best rappers?
Because they always have the freshest beets.
dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming
turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets
Yet again I bought a beetroot that punches avocados.
Back with another one of those guac clockin' beets.
What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?
Beets by Dre
After his crop failed, why did Dwight Schrute (The Office) decide to try a career in hip-hop music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What's a drummers favorite food?
Shredded beets!
Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?
cause they're always dropping beets
What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece
A bunch of dead beets.
What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What did the DJ order from the deli?
A club sandwich with extra beets.
What do you call an abusive vegetable?
Beets me.
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