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Best Short Beethoven Jokes

Short beethoven puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beethoven humour may include short symphony jokes also.

  1. Beethoven hyping the crowd. Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?
    *crowd cheers*
    Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
  2. Eight year old tells funniest joke My eight year old cousin told me this one:
    Why was Beethoven mad at his chicken?
    Because he kept saying Bach Bach Bach
  3. Many people told Beethoven that he would never be a musician because he was deaf, but Did he listen?
  4. Beethoven (to crowd): "Alright... are you guys READY FOR SOME SYMPHONIES?" Crowd: (*Cheers*)
    Beethoven: "I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
  5. What did arnold schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."
  6. Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen.
  7. Beethoven to his audience: Beethoven: Make some noise for the next symphony
    Audience: YEAAAAAAAAA!!!
    Beethoven: I can't hear you
  8. Little brother told me this joke, genius. "Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"
    "Because it kept saying "bok bok bok"
  9. After he became deaf, many people told Beethoven that his career as a composer was over. But did he listen?
  10. Beethoven asks his audience: "Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?" The audience cheers as Beethoven exclaims: "I can't hear you!"
Beethoven joke, Beethoven asks his audience: "Is everyone ready to hear some symphonies!?"

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Beethoven One Liners

Which beethoven one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beethoven? I can suggest the ones about baroque and composer.

  1. They told Beethoven he couldn't make music because he was deaf but he didn't listen
  2. Everyone told Beethoven he can't compose because he was deaf But he didn't listen
  3. What is Beethoven doing in his grave? Decomposing.
  4. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard.
  5. In bed I'm like Beethoven It's all over in three movements.
  6. What does Beethoven do in his grave? He decomposes
  7. Why did Beethoven kill all his chickens? Because they kept going Bach Bach Bach.
  8. Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was ,"Bach, Bach, Bach"
  9. What did Beethoven do after he died? He decomposed.
  10. What's Beethoven doing now? Decomposing.
  11. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.
  12. Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? Because he was Haydn
  13. How did Beethoven rent out his house? He put it up Fur Elise
  14. Why did Beethoven's girlfriend break up with him? He would never listen to her.
  15. Beethoven wrote a manga Deaf note

Beethoven Composed Jokes

Here is a list of funny beethoven composed jokes and even better beethoven composed puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Since 1782, at the age of 12, Beethoven was composing some of the greatest music ever, of course since 1827 all he has been doing is decomposing.
  • Stallone thought of creating an action movie about composers. Stallone: I'll play Beethoven
    Van Damme: I'll be Mozart
    Schwarzenegger: Shut up! I'll not say it.
  • Composers Stallone: 'I'm making a movie about composers, I'll be Beethoven'
    Van Damme: 'I'll be Mozart'
    Schwarzenegger: 'Stop it guys, I'm not saying it!'
  • What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common? They're both D-composed.
  • When Beethoven started composing music, people said he wouldn't amount to anything because he was deaf Fortunately, he didn't listen to the critics
  • What is Beethoven doing now? De-composing
  • What is Beethoven doing in his coffin? De-composing
  • When Beethoven went deaf, his friends told him to give up composing He didn't listen.
  • What are Beethoven and Mozart? Decomposed Composers
  • Beethoven must've hated his music... Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing.

Beethoven Deaf Jokes

Here is a list of funny beethoven deaf jokes and even better beethoven deaf puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
  • People told Beethoven he cannot be a musician because he was deaf But he didn't listen
  • Never let a disability get in the way of your dreams. Just look at Beethoven. Everyone said he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf. But did he listen?
  • Don't ever allow someone to tell you what you can or cannot do Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
  • have faith in what you can achieve.. Take Beethoven as an example, he was deaf and everyone just told him that he won't be a great musician...
    But he just didn't listen
  • Many people told Beethoven that he'd never be a musician because was deaf But did he listen?
  • What would have been Beethoven's record label? Deaf Jam.
  • What did Beethoven say when it was discovered that he was not actually deaf, and just wearing airpods? "It smells like baroque in here."
  • How would Beethoven react to Mettalica, if he's alive now? Probably not much, since he's deaf
  • My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?
Beethoven joke, My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son...

Giggle-Inducing Beethoven Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about beethoven you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make beethoven prank.

What does a Catholic priest have in common with Beethoven's Fur Elise?

They both finish in A minor

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's Last Movement.

When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench

It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement

A man walks into a music store

A man walks into a music store and asks the assistant "I have really enjoyed Beethoven's Concerto. Have you got some of his earlier work, concertA to concertN?"

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, "what's your costume going to be?"

"I'll be Bach"

The day after Beethoven's f**...

The day after Beethoven's f**..., at midnight, a drunken man, having just left the bar, went into the graveyard, where he heard a strange sound. Looking for the source of the mysterious sound, he discovered it was coming from Beethoven's grave. Alarmed, he called his friends, and found they could hear the sound too (even the sober ones).
Soon, a crowd was forming at the graveyard. The mayor, who was very familiar with classical music, recognized the sound as Beethoven's 9th Symphony played backwards. When it ended, Beethoven's 8th Symphony started playing, also backwards, and then the 7th, and then the 6th, and so forth. At dawn, having reached a conclusion, the mayor said to the gathering crowd:
"There's nothing to fear, gentlemen. He's just decomposing."

Strange music

In Vienna, the great composer Mr. Beethoven had recently died and been buried in the city cemetery, with much mourning by the Viennese citizens.
A few nights after the burial, the town drunk is stumbling on his way home through the cemetery. All of a sudden he hears some very strange-sounding music wafting up from Beethoven's fresh burial plot. Terrified, the man runs through the streets, screaming about ghosts in the graveyard.
Pretty soon he's gathered quite a crowd around the grave, all muttering to each other about devils and ghosts. Finally one man makes his way to the front of the crowd, squats down by the grave, and listens.
"Why... that's Beethoven's Ninth Sympony, but... it's playing backwards!" He listens some more. "There's his Eighth Symphony, also backwards! ... And the seventh.... sixth..."
Finally he stands up and addresses the crowd. "My good people, you have nothing to fear. This is simply Mr. Beethoven decomposing."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

"I'll be Bach"

Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party

and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnold, who'll you dress up as? Arnold responds, as he walks out of the room, "I'll be Bach".


Beethoven dies and is buried. A few days after his burial the locals notice strange
music coming from the burial site. Alarmed, the villagers get the local priest and head
down to the graveyard. And sure enough the sound was coming from Beethoven's grave.
The locals watch as the priest places the side of his head onto the ground.
Deep in concentration he mutters: "Fifth symphony......fourth symphony....third...aha! Beethoven is decomposing!"

Steven Spielberg is casting for his upcoming blockbuster on the history of classical music.

He asks his stars who they want to play. Brad Pitt says, "I want to be Mozart. His pastiche of influences from several European countries has always fascinated me." Tom Cruise chimes in with, "I'd like to be Beethoven. I love the way he handled the transition from Classicism to Romanticism." Arnold Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be Bach."


Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."

What is the greatest accomplishment of the Austrian people?

Successfully convincing the rest of the world that Beethoven was austrian and that h**... was German.

A New Movie - Stephen Spielberg

Stephen Speilberg has just recently decided to create a new action movie about the greatest composers on Earth. His creates his cast and asks them 'Who do you want to be' ...
Bruce Willis says to him 'I ll play Beethoven, i've always fancied myself as a bit of a genius'
Liam Neeson then pipes up saying 'Im going to be Mozart, i find his music very relaxing and very baroque'
Lastly Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'Ill be Bach'

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are going to be in a movie about classical composers...

They are talking to the director about what roles they want to play.
Sean Connery says "I would shertainly like to play Moshart."
Sylvester Stallone says "Uh, well, I guess I wanna play Beethoven."
And so Arnold pauses a moment, and then says "I'll be Bach."

So there's this school play...

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beethoven".
Happy that no one picked his composer, Arnold announces "I'll be Bach".

Beethoven is on the stage at a concert

"You wanna' hear a symphony?"
"I can't hear you!"

The Terminator and his friends decided to go to a costume party dressed up as famous classical musicians.

"I'll be Beethoven!", said one friend.
"I'll be Mozart!", said the other friend.
"I'll be Bach.", said The Terminator.

Three actors are deciding on roles for a movie about classical music.

Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all taking part in a new movie about classical composers.
"I think I'll play Beethoven!" declared Matt.
"I'd like the role of Mozart!" Brad decided.
"I'll be Bach." said Arnie.

Terminator, RoboCop, & Optimus Prime are all together thinking of their next costume for Halloween...

when RoboCop says "We should all be classical musical composers; I'll be..Beethoven!".
Optimus Prime agrees and says "alright - I'll be..Mozart!".
Terminator stands up and says "I'll be Bach!".

Lets go to the symphony

Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!?
Crowd: **cheers loudly**
Beethoven: I can't hear you!

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

I won a contest to go trick or treating with Arnold Schwarzenegger this year. w**... thinking of going as Beethoven.

He'll be Bach.

I was walking through a graveyard in Europe...

When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify.
"This is really strange...", he said. "This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."
"Well, that makes sense", I said. "He's decomposing."

Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music

When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded "I'm decomposing"

Which two musicians are famous for saying, "What?"

Lil' Jon and Beethoven.

Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all auditioning for a film about composers...

Bruce Willis says "I'll be Mozart", Chuck Norris says "I'll be Beethoven" and Arnold Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach".

A man walks into a graveyard..

A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it's over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. What's going on? he asks a cemetery worker.
It's Beethoven, says the worker. He's decomposing.

Some actors were planning to make a movie on famous composers

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks were all making a movie about famous composers. Leo said, "I'd like to play Beethoven." Tom said, "I'd like to play Mozart." Arnie said "I'll be Bach"

Steven Spielberg's Next Movie

Steven Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about famous composers. He puts out a casting call.
Tom Hulce walks in first and says, "I played Mozart in Amadeus, and would love to play him again."
Next, Gary Oldman calls. "I was Beethoven in Immortal Beloved, so I already have experience playing the part."
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him, and states, "I'll be Bach."

After Beethoven died and they buried him, you could hear his symphonies from the grave in the descending order, first his symphony No. 9, then No. 8 etc.

He was just decomposing.

Steven Spielberg wants to make a movie about famous composers, so he puts out a casting call.

Gary Oldman walks in first and says, "I played Beethoven in *Immortal Beloved*, so I already have experience playing the part."
Tom Hulce calls in next, "I was Mozart in *Amadeus*, and would love to play him again.
Arnold Schwarzenegger meets with him and says, "I'll be Bach."

A man is walking in a graveyard

when he hears the Third Symphony playing backwards.
When it's over the Second Sympnony also starts playing backward.
"What's going on ?" he asks the cemetry worker.
"It's Beethoven" says the worker "he is decomposing"

Stallone, Van Damme and Schwarzenegger decide to collaborate on a movie about classical composers.

"I'll be Beethoven" says Stallone.
Van Damne says "OK, I'll be Mozart".
Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach"

I had a one night stand with a girl the other night...

At the beginning of the night I played piano for her and she said I was just like Amadeus or Beethoven.
From that point on I knew she was never going to call me Bach.

What was Beethoven's favorite fruite?


Three bass players walk into a bar.

They're actually in the middle of performing Beethoven's 9th symphony, but there's a long section near the end where the basses don't play, so they decide to go to the bar next door and grab a drink.
To know when to come back for the end of the symphony, the bassists tie a string to the conductor's score a few pages before they start playing again. When he turns the page, it'll tug on the string and they'll know to head back to the concert hall.
So the symphony goes on, and pretty soon the conductor realizes he's in trouble.
It's the bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, and the basses are loaded.

Last Halloween, Schwarzenegger, while carrying a piano over his shoulders, throws me an o**....

"What's this for?" I say.
He replies, "I'll be Bach.
And you be Beethoven."

[NOC] Beethoven: Are you ready to hear this awesome piece I just made??

Beethoven: Are you ready to hear this awesome piece I just made??
Crowd: Yeaaaaah!
Beethoven: I can't hear youuu!

Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.

Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."

A joke from work

Four famous actors get together and decide to dress up as famous artists for Halloween.
Leonardo DiCaprio says he'll go as Da Vinci since they have the same first name.
Tom Cruise says he'll go as Van Gogh so they have two painters.
Bill Murray says he'll go as Beethoven since he likes his music.
Arnold Schwarzenegger just looks at them and says "I'll be Bach."

Suddenly I hear classical music coming from a grave, sounds like its being played backwards?

Oh, that's just Beethoven decomposing .

At a Beethoven concert --

Beethoven: You guys ready for some music?

Crowd: YES!

Beethoven: I can't hear you...

What is Beethoven doing right now?


A bunch of actors were getting ready to be in a movie about famous singers and they were deciding who's gonna be who

RDJ said I'll be Beethoven and Hugh Jackman said I'll be Freddie Mercury and then everyone turned to Arnold Schwarzenegger said I'll be Bach

What do you suppose Beethoven is doing these days?


Action hero fancy dress ball...

Arnold Schwarznegger, Sly Stallone & Chuck Norris are invited to a ball where they must all go in fancy dress.
They decide to go as classical composers, so they head to the store to buy their costumes for the ball.
When in the store, Sly says: 'I'll dress as Mozart'
Chuck Says: 'I'll go as Beethoven'
Arnie says: 'I'll be Bach'

Co worker told me this one

Sean Connery, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing making a movie about great composers.
Sean Connery says Only if I get to be Mozart
Stallone says Then I'll be Beethoven
Arnold says I'll be Bach

Beethoven was told he wouldn't he able to make music. But did he listen?


A movie studio is casting roles for a documentary about classical musicians.

Tom Cruise says I'll play the part of Mozart
Liam Neeson says I'll make a great Beethoven
Arnold Schwarzenegger says I'll be Bach

Why did Beethoven go to the car dealership?

For a lease

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."
Another says, "I'll be Mozart."
In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster:

The Great Composers!
"I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked....

What's brown and smelly and sits on a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement

Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a restaurant, and Sylvester Stallone is like: "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."

Chuck says: "Don't you have any ideas?"
"Yeah, this may sound silly, but I was actually thinking about doing a movie on great classical composers"
That's when Arnold trows himself in the conversation and says: "That sounds like a great idea! Sylvester, you can be Mozart, and Chuck can be Beethoven!"
"And who will you be, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach."

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