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Funniest Beer Hops Short Jokes

Short beer hops jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beer hops humour may include short beer hop jokes also.

  1. my friend fed me rabbit for the first time and I told him it tasted like beer. Must've been from all the hops.
  2. Did you hear that the beer brewing Company got a new Brewer? He's only got one leg and is in charge of hops
  3. What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer? One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
  4. Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
  5. A string walks into a bar, hops on a stool & orders a beer; bartender says, "We don't serve strings in here. You're gonna have to leave."
    String replies, "I'm a frayed knot."
  6. Is there going to be beer? I don't know. But I wouldn't get my hops up too high if I were you
  7. What does a rabbit use to make his beer? Bunny hops!!
    Just came up with this this afternoon so © carteelith777 2018
  8. I asked the waiter in a french restuarant.. Have you got frog legs?
    Yes he replies
    Well hop over the counter and get me a beer then would ya
  9. Why don't rabbits like beer? Because it messes with their hops
  10. My boss said he'd like to see more hop in my step in the mornings So I traded my morning coffee for beer.

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Beer Hops One Liners

Which beer hops one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beer hops? I can suggest the ones about beer brewed and hops.

  1. Why do frogs taste like beer? They're full of hops
  2. Why do one legged people like beer? Because it's made with hops.
  3. Why do frogs taste like beer? Because of all the hops
  4. Why do frogs taste similar to beer? Because of the hops.
  5. Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops.
  6. why didn't the rabbit like his beer? not enough hops
  7. What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale? It's made with more hops!
  8. What do rabbits use to make beer? Bunny hops
  9. What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops.
  10. Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops.
  11. How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!
  12. Why did the beer brewer hang himself? He had no hops.
  13. I rolled my first joint last night! Today I have an ankle the size of a football. :(
  14. What kind of beer does a toad drink? Something with hops
  15. There's a new beer made with rabbits' feet. It's called Lucky Hops.

Beer Hops Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about beer hops you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beer brewer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beer hops pranks.

Jim is up north on a trip and his car breaks down.
He checks it out for a minute and being a mechanic he pretty quickly knows he needs a tow truck.
He opens his phone and has no signal so he starts walking.
A few minutes later he here's the bass of a car coming in the distance, bht dum dum do buh dum dum do.
He waits and sees a low riding car pull up next to him.
The windows roll down and smoke pours out.
He sees a bunch of empty beer bottles.
The driver and his 3 passengers ask "hey man! Need a lift? We saw your car up the road?"
He thinks for a minute and decides not to go with them.
The ask what's wrong with the car the mechanic replies "uhh just piston broke that's all" the driven than replies "eh so are we man hop in!"

Beer CEOs walk into a bar...

The CEOs of Budweiser, Guinness, Coors, and Miller all walk into a bar after a beer-tasting contest. The CEO of Budweiser steps up to the bar and says: "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Coors CEO says: "I'll have a Coors, the beer as cool as the Rockies!" The Miller CEO says, in turn: "I'll have the good ol' taste of a triple-hops brewed Miller!" The CEO of Guinness ponders for a moment and says to the bartender: "Oh, I'll just have a Coke." Bewildered, the other 3 CEOs stare and ask why he didn't order a beer. The Guinness CEO shrugged and said "Well, if you weren't ordering beer, I didn't think I would either".

Why did the angry beer join the basketball team?

Because he had mad hops!

A panda walks into a bar

and orders a bowl of beer nuts from the bartender. After finishing his meal, the panda whips out an enormous .45 Magnum and lets off six rounds into the ceiling.
!BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
As soon as the report of the last round had finished echoing around the bar, the panda rose from his stool. He looks around the bar, then hops onto all-fours and hobbles out of the building.
The other patrons of the bar were paralyzed with fear, even after the assailant had left. Finally, breaking the silence, the bartender pulls out a dictionary, flips open to a page, and puts the book on the bar.
"Here," he says, and invites the others to come have a look.
_____
pan-da, *noun* \ˈpan-də\
:Eats chutes and leaves.

A Dog Walks Into Bar...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "We don't serve dogs in here," pulls out a p**... and shoots the dog in a hind paw. The dog hops yelping out of the bar.
The next day the dog walks back into the bar with a huge bandage on his hind foot. He's wearing a ten-gallon hat and has a six-gun on each hip.
He looks at everyone in the bar and says...
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

So my son came home drunk at 2am.

I said, "excuse me, but you are out past curfew and I distinctly smell beer on your breath." "No dad, I'm sorry I'm home late but I wasn't drinking. My buddies and I were eating froglegs." So I looked at him and said, "I have been around for a while I know what beer smells like." He started to panic and said,"dad you're just smelling the hops."
EDIT : Apostrophe

Michael Jordan's favorite beer?

whichever one has the most hops

Beer contains female hormones

Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Estrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects - yes, 100% of all these men:

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn't drive.

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

I like my beers how I like my NBA players

with hops.

Do darker beers have better hops?

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Beer is Bad for You

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer - hops contain Phytoestrogens - and that by drinking enough beer, men began to act like women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!

Bunny Beer

Why is Bunny Beer so g**...?
They put too many hops in it!

Why wasn't the brewery's new beer a slam dunk?

They didn't have enough hops.

A man gets home for work and runs to the couch

Yells to his wife "HONEY QUICK GET ME A BEER BEFORE IT STARTS"
Frantically she runs to the kitchen grabs a beer runs it over to him. He c**... it.
"QUICK BRING ANOTHER ONE!"
Confused she runs and gets another one brings it to him.
He c**... it.
"ONE MORE TIME BEFORE IT STARTS!"
She says "YOU GET HOME FROM WORK HOP ON THE COUCH AND START BARKING ORDERS WHILE ALL DAY IVE BEEN...
"Nevermind it started"