Beer Belly Jokes
14 beer belly jokes and hilarious beer belly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beer belly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Beer Belly Short Jokes
Short beer belly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beer belly humour may include short beer drinking jokes also.
- Beer Belly Some guy looked at my beer belly in the bar last night and asked sarcastically "Is that Budweiser or Heineken?"
My response: "There's a tap underneath, taste it for yourself." - My abs are so perfect... ...that i keep them safe and sound under a protective layer of beer belly.
- Nobody wants to be alone. my old neighbor; newly divorced, beer-belly, balding, and closing on 50... Hate to say it but -
I don't like her chances - Nobody wants to be alone. A recently divorced friend of mine is hopeful of once again finding romance. Beer belly, completely bald..... I don't like her chances.
- What has a beer belly, but doesn't drink any beer? A bear.
(This works best in a Jamaican accent) - I was fat and had a beer belly so big i couldn't see my toes. so i prayed to be able to see my toes again.
i can now proudly say i am the record holder for the largest feet in the world - They say that s**... is the best form of exercise Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every three months is going to shift this beer belly.
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Beer Belly One Liners
Which beer belly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beer belly? I can suggest the ones about beer and beer brewed.
- Why does the equipment look bigger on men with beer bellies? Gravitational lensing!
- This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine.
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What funny jokes about beer belly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean belly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beer belly pranks.
I was sitting in the pub the other day...
When this nice looking bird walks up, takes a look at my beer belly and asks, "Is that Carlsberg or Tetleys?"
I told her, "There is a tap underneath, help yourself."
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home town, hoping to start afresh...
After her divorce, Jenny moved back to her home town, hoping to start afresh.
A few weeks later, while making a dental appointment, she recognized the name as that of a good looking boy from high school, 20 years ago. But when Jenny walked into the dentist's clinic, she realized it must be someone else: the dentist was bald, had a big beer belly and looked old. Just to be sure, Jenny asked if he had graduated from that particular high school.
"Yeah," said the dentist. "I graduated in 91." "Oh, you were in my class!" said an excited Jenny. "Really?" he said, "That's interesting. "What did you teach?"
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
You own a homemade fur coat.
The people on j**... Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
People hear your car a long time before they see it.