Beeps Jokes
26 beeps jokes and hilarious beeps puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beeps that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Beeps Short Jokes
Short beeps jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beeps humour may include short beeping jokes also.
- My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping. It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.
- Cargo Owl Joke Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. owl go who. Car go beep beep.
- What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns? One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
- I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.
- I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm today The loud beeping was giving me a headache.
- I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.
- I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
- had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight. All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.
- I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous
- For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping. He's in for a rude awakening.
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Beeps One Liners
Which beeps one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beeps? I can suggest the ones about buzzing sound and buzzing.
- Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
- What is a microwave's beep sound file called? Micro.wav
- My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping It's really giving me a headache
- I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
- Knock Knock.. Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep. - No matter how quick you pull out.. ..the ATM machine always beeps.
- What does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn? Beep repaired.
- What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired...
- What is R2-D2's favorite style of music? Beep-boxing!
- Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo "Beep! Beep!" - Dishwasher at work is like my girlfriend... It has everything it needs, but still beeps.
- How do robots dance? They beep-bop
- Why did the robot go to the bathroom? He had to BEEP and BOOP
- Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
- When your phone beeps with my sext
Cheerful Fun Beeps Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about beeps you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beads jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beeps pranks.
A clever way of telling if your kids asleep.
A man tells his kid,
You beep when you sleep.
The dad ends up convincing his kid that he actually beeps when he sleeps.
The next night the dad peeked into his kids room to see if he was asleep.
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
Now his kid makes beep noises when he fake sleeps.
Courtesy of an 8 year old: A man goes to the supermarket
A man goes to the supermarket and puts a miniature milk bottle into his cart. Next he grabs a miniature loaf of bread and one miniature apple. At check out the cute cashier takes his miniature groceries and scans them one by one. Between the *beeps* she takes a good look at him and finally asks.
Cashier: Are you single?
Man: Yes I am, how did you know? Was it because of the miniature groceries?
Cashier: No, it's because you are ugly.
Russian police officer pulls over a man in Lada...
Russian police officer pulls over a man in Lada, who was swerving across the road. He asks: "Did you have anything to drink?"
"No," says the man.
The cop doesn't believe him and gives him a breathalyzer test. The man blows into the device and the result comes back negative. The police officer is baffled and to test the device, he breathes into it himself. The device beeps, he looks at the screen and says:
"Clearly, it's working..."
A man parks in a handicapped spot
One day a man parks in a handicapped spot. An elderly woman woman drives up from behind, beeps the man and says "young man your not disabled, you should not be parking here".
The man replies "did you just assume my gender".
"Oh my mistake" says the woman
A dad buys a lie detector
He tells his son. This will beep whenever you lie. Where where you? The son says "I was at school" the lie detector beeps. The son says "ok, I was at the sinema with my friends" the lie detector beeps. He says OK I WAS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE!!! we where drinking and doing drugs" the lie detector does not beep. The dad says "COME ON!!! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!! I was at the park with my friends" the lie detector beeps. The mom says " he really is your son" the lie detector beeps once more
I had s**... with a quadriplegic girl.
She could only communicate with beeps. 1 for yes and 2 for no, but she was really into it. She keep going "Yes yes. Yes yes. Yes yes..."
I think I lost my memory...
I'm going 3 beeps on boot
