Beeping Jokes
41 beeping jokes and hilarious beeping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beeping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Beeping Short Jokes
Short beeping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beeping humour may include short beeps jokes also.
- My carbon monoxide detector won't stop beeping. It's giving me a headache, and dizziness, and nausea.
- Cargo Owl Joke Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. owl go who. Car go beep beep.
- What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a guy who fixes bicycle horns? One's motto is 'Be Prepared', the other's is 'Beep Repaired'
- I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. The constant beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick.
- I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm today The loud beeping was giving me a headache.
- I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy.
- I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector today The loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel sick and dizzy.
- had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight. All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.
- I unplugged my carbon monoxide detector from the wall today All that beeping was giving me headaches and making me feel nauseous
- For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping. He's in for a rude awakening.
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Beeping One Liners
Which beeping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beeping? I can suggest the ones about buzzing and buzzing sound.
- Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said
- What is a microwave's beep sound file called? Micro.wav
- My carbon monoxide detector keeps beeping It's really giving me a headache
- I have a fridge that beeps when it detects mold Spoiler alert
- Knock Knock.. Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep. - No matter how quick you pull out.. ..the ATM machine always beeps.
- What does the mechanic say after he's fixed your car's horn? Beep repaired.
- What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep repaired...
- What is R2-D2's favorite style of music? Beep-boxing!
- Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo "Beep! Beep!" - Dishwasher at work is like my girlfriend... It has everything it needs, but still beeps.
- How do robots dance? They beep-bop
- Why did the robot go to the bathroom? He had to BEEP and BOOP
- Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
- When your phone beeps with my sext
Hilarious Beeping Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
What funny jokes about beeping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean screeching jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beeping pranks.
My friend was showing me his new golf ball.
He tells me, "This ball is amazing, you can't lose it. If it goes in the rough, it makes a beeping sound. It glows in the dark so you can find it when its getting dark. If it goes in the water, it will float and make its way back to the shore."
I said to him, "That's incredible, where did you get it?"
"Found it"
I had to remove the batteries from my monoxide alarm
The loud beeping was giving me a terrible headache and making me dizzy
Wife was in ICU
Doctor: She is in a coma.
Husband: Please save her. She's just 30.
*Just then, ECG starts beeping. Fingers move. Her lips mumbled...
And she spoke:
I'm 29
For Christmas, I gave my wife an alarm clock that swears instead of beeping.
She's in for a rude awakening.
I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector
The constant beeping gave me a headache and made me feel sick.
I heard patients were not sleeping well at the hospital
So I unplugged all the loud annoying beeping things in their rooms. They sleep much better now
I got rid of my carbon monoxide detector last night
The constant beeping was making me feel sick and dizzy.
A man goes to a mental hospital to visit his elderly mother...
when upon entering, he sees a man making beeping noises and waving his arms around. "what are you doing?", he asks.
"I'm driving a car. Can't you see?"
"Actually, you're in a mental hospital and your car doesn't exi-"
Then suddenly someone shouted out "Don't tell him! I get $20 by washing his car!"
I've finally had it with my carbon monoxide detectors.
All this beeping has been giving me such a bad headache. I'm going to take the batteries out right away.
For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.
She's in for a rude awakening.
We hired a teenage girl at my hardware store
I was showing her around the aisles when I picked up something off the shelf and pointed it at my self and made a beeping sound.
I said, "This is a stud-finder" and laughed.
She pulled up her sleeve, showed me her FitBit and made a beeping sound. She said, "This is a p**...-meter."
I'm 29..
*Wife was in ICU*
Doc: seems like she is in a coma.
Husband: Please save her, she is just 30.
*Suddenly the ECG starts beeping, her hand moved, her lip mumbled*
And she spoke: I'm 29
I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm
The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy
I took the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide tester
Because the loud beeping was making me dizzy and feeling nauseous!
People told me to get a carbon monoxide alarm....
But all it's doing is beeping and giving me a headache
I took the battery out of my carbon monoxide detector.
It was annoying me with that infernal beeping noise.
When I was a kid we were in line at the bank and the lady in front of us pager started beeping
I yelled "y'all look out she's backing up"
