The Best 21 Beep Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beep jokes. There are some beep microchip jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beep vibrate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beep Jokes and Puns

Cargo Owl Joke

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.

What is a microwave's beep sound file called?

Micro.wav

A dad buys a lie detector machine and waits for his son to come home

When the son comes home:

Dad - So you were at school right?

Son - yeah

Lie Detector - BEEP

Son - Okay, okay I was at the cinema with my friends

Lie Detector - BEEP

Son - ....I was having a few beers with my friends

Dad - What??? When I was your age I NEVER touched alcohol

Lie Detector - BEEP

Mom - Hahahaha! Well honey, he IS your son

Lie Detector - BEEP

Beep joke, A dad buys a lie detector machine and waits for his son to come home

A clever way of telling if your kids asleep.

A man tells his kid,
You beep when you sleep.
The dad ends up convincing his kid that he actually beeps when he sleeps.
The next night the dad peeked into his kids room to see if he was asleep.
*beep*
*beep*
*beep*
Now his kid makes beep noises when he fake sleeps.

A alien walks into a bar

He orders a drink. After some time he taps the waiter and says "beep". After 5 minutes he does it again. He does it repeatedly until the waiter says "I swear to God, if you do that one more time I'm gonna chop your balls off!" Alien responds "I don't have any balls". The waiter says "Then how do you have sex?". The alien responds by tapping the waiter and saying "beep"


A Boy Scout decided to start a business fixing horns on cars and trucks…

He called it "Beep Repaired."

Knock Knock..

Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.

Beep joke, Knock Knock..

Father buys a lie detector that makes a loud beep whenever somebody tells a lie.

The son comes home in the afternoon. Father asks him, So, you were at school today, right? Son: Yeah. Detector: Beep. Son: OK, OK, I was in a cinema. Detector: Beep. Son: Alright, I went for a beer with my friends. Father: What?! At your age, I wouldn't touch alcohol! Detector: Beep. Mother laughs: Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son! Detector: Beep.

You've reached the answering machine for the tinnitus association

Please leave your message after the beep.

Kim Jong Un released a statement today

I don't know what it said it must've been Morse code, all it said was *beep* *beep* *beep* *beeeeeep*

I was waiting at a pedestrian crossing, when a woman asked me, "What's that beep, beep sound?"

I said, "It's so blind people know when to go."

"Oh right." she replied. "Where I'm from, we don't let them drive."

You can explore beep alarm reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean beep chirp dad jokes. There are also beep puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

Computer! What's the difference between a human and a hotdog?

Beep boop boop... Processing...

A new project has started in Egypt;

The government has begun to put more cars on the road, ordering them to beep occasionally. As a result, the familiar sounds of the city will be returned in order to calm the residents of Egypt.

They have called this operation toot-and-calm-em.

I just plugged in my phone to charge...

and now my grans heart rate monitor wont shut up with this long beep and its driving me nuts!

Beep joke, I just plugged in my phone to charge...

After Scar was kicked out of the animal kingdom, he got a job fixing car horns at an auto mechanic.

Beep repaired

Why didn't the old man beep when his time was up?

He's an old timer.

My car horn hasn't worked in a while...

I ended up having a boy scout from my church fix it and all he said was "Beep repaired."


My car horn hasn't worked for a long time.

Today, a Boy Scout fixed it and all he said was, "Beep repaired!"

There's nothing like being 4 or 5 deers beep.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beep chime jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beep doorbell piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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