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Short beekeeper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beekeeper humour may include short bee keeper jokes also.

  1. I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13. Sir, you gave me an extra. That's a freebie.
  2. I went to a beekeeper. I asked him for a dozen bees.
    When he counted them out, there were 13.
    I said "hey, you gave me an extra one."
    He said "that's a freebie."
  3. What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers.
    Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
  4. One of my many niche-market jokes They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?
  5. I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13.
    Sir, you gave me an extra , I said.
    That's a freebie.
  6. A beekeeper was asked which species of bees he found to be the most pretty. His reply: "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"
  7. I went to buy a dozen bees The beekeeper gave me thirteen.
    I said, "Hey, you gave me one too many."
    He said, "That's a freebie."
  8. What profession has the most beautiful eyes? Beekeepers, because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder
  9. A beekeeper said he wanted to train his hives to work with stitching and rope. I asked him if he really thought that would work, and he nodded and said May bee sew, may bee knot
  10. So a beekeeper was trying out a new drink called Beauty, when some of it splashed into his eye. I guess Beauty really is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Beekeeper One Liners

Which beekeeper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beekeeper? I can suggest the ones about bee hive and honeybee.

  1. A beekeeper gave me 13 bees instead of 12 Don't worry , she said, it's a freebee
  2. What do barkeepers and beekeepers have in common? That constant buzz around them.
  3. I'm allergic to beekeepers. They give me hives.
  4. What do beekeepers say when they go to work? "Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"
  5. How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill? They smoke them out.
  6. Why do all Beekeepers end their day at the bar? They enjoy a good Buzzzzzzzz
  7. Why did the beekeeper work so hard? No Honey, No Money
  8. I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
  9. Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity? They're ape purists
  10. What do you say to a naughty beekeeper? Please beehive...
  11. What did the beekeeper say to the thief? That's none of your beeswax.
  12. Why did the beekeeper need a licence? To drive on the hiveway
  13. Why're beekeepers so attractive? It's cuz beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
  14. What did the beekeeper say when asked "Who's bees' wax is this?" It's mine.
  15. If it ever becomes i**... to wear a veil to work .... beekeepers will be furious.

Beekeeper joke, If it ever becomes i**... to wear a veil to work ....

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about beekeeper can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of beekeeper puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Beekeeper Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about beekeeper you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean honey bee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make beekeeper prank.

A man walks into an apiary and asks for a dozen bees.

The beekeeper nods and carefully counts out 13 bees. The man realizes this and points it out, "That's one too many.
*"No worries. It's a freebie."*

Moving the Hive

I'm a devoted beekeeper, so when my wife and I decided to move to a new house I carefully packed up my favorite hive and placed it in the car. My wife asked "are you really going to put a swarm of bees into our car with us ?" I thought she understood that I couldn't leave my best queen and hive behind.
But then I saw her face, now I'm a bee leaver.

Eddie izzard bee joke

Beekeepers as well say - I want to be a beekeeper. I want to keep bees. No I don't want them to get away, I want to keep them. Too much freedom. I want bees on elastic so when they get Poland they come back here. My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps and their footsteps were like this. I'm covered in bees covered in bees is actually a job. Isn't it it they must lose it beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know you're there you got the netting you've got two thousand bees and essentially you're trying to steal honey. mMorning morning morning hello not coming in hello - look there's a Ferrari over there can you see that Ferrari yes it's going bet fast. Isn't it well morning thank you must be just walking back with all these bees room at some point in let's go what * am i doing I'm coming to me hell! Goddamn be and you don't get the normal perks of a normal job like people who work in an office. They have other people there you can flirt you know you're gonna. Hey hey you new here are you getting lift you want a coffee is he's gonna get a coffee did you know. I like my coffee like I like my women in a plastic cup. Beekeepers can't do that. Hello there you're in the street. You're new aren't you? You want a cup of coffee. Just no problems no no real problem. Throwing a cup of coffee from you you're covered in bees. I like my women like I like my coffee. They're coming to me back off back off back off back off back off always just behind you if beekeepers did get together and go on a sort of general outing and they in a van with a load of bees flying faster faster faster faster faster let go put your foot down yes

Beekeeper joke, I'm allergic to beekeepers.

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