The Best 10 Beekeepers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beekeepers jokes. There are some beekeepers buz jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beekeepers beholder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beekeepers Jokes and Puns

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers.
Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

One of my many niche-market jokes

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so why haven't beekeepers monopolized the fashion industry?

If it ever becomes illegal to wear a veil to work ....

beekeepers will be furious.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

"Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.


Why do all Beekeepers end their day at the bar?

They enjoy a good Buzzzzzzzz

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Beekeepers were brought in to the white house in D.C. because of a honeybee nest. Too bad they couldn't do anything about those old wasps.

What did the quadriplegic mountain climber who always wears a bee-keepers mask say to his dominatrix Sherpa girlfriend?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you.

But I love it.

Why do girls have sex with beekeepers?

they like it from beehive

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beekeepers beekeeper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beekeepers bee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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