The Best 22 Beekeeper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beekeeper jokes. There are some beekeeper boobees jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beekeeper honey puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beekeeper Jokes and Puns

I went to a beekeeper to get 12 bees. He counted and gave me 13.

Sir, you gave me an extra. That's a freebie.

I went to the beekeeper to get 12 bees.

He counted and gave me 13.

Sir, you gave me an extra , I said.

That's a freebie.

A beekeeper was asked which species of bees he found to be the most pretty.

His reply: "Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"

Beekeeper joke, A beekeeper was asked which species of bees he found to be the most pretty.

I've been a beekeeper for years and when my crush said "It's me or it's those nasty insects, make up your mind", at first I didn't think she was serious.

Then I saw her face.

Now I'm a bee-leaver.

A local beekeeper was selling his bees for 5 dollars each.

"5 dollars for a single bee?! That's ridiculous," I complained.

"Well, if you don't like the price, you can select from that hive over there, those are freebies."


I used to be a beekeeper

I remained so until the Monkees came to my town. Rather than take care of my apiary, my girlfriend wanted me to take her to the concert. I didn't think she was serious, but then I saw her face. Now I'm a bee-leaver.

What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

"Alright, let's get down to beeswax!"

Beekeeper joke, What do beekeepers say when they go to work?

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

Why do all Beekeepers end their day at the bar?

They enjoy a good Buzzzzzzzz

Why did the beekeeper work so hard?

No Honey, No Money

So a beekeeper was trying out a new drink called Beauty, when some of it splashed into his eye.

I guess Beauty really is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Only a beekeeper can decide what is beautiful

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder

My friend the beekeeper was looking fondly at something...

I personally found it to be quite ugly, but then I realized and told him "I guess beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder"

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper?

He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder.

What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was running away with?

"None of your beeswax!"

Beekeeper joke, What did the kleptomaniacal compulsive liar say when his beekeeper friend asked him what he was runn

What do you say to a naughty beekeeper?

Please beehive...

What did the beekeeper say to the thief?

That's none of your beeswax.

I own a successful company with over 30 000 workers.

Everything goes fine with girls until they find out I'm a beekeeper.


Beekeepers were brought in to the white house in D.C. because of a honeybee nest. Too bad they couldn't do anything about those old wasps.

What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper?

"Dicks out for Haram Bee"

A beekeeper talks about the dangers of his job.

"Of course you have to be carefull you won't get stabbed by one of those creatures, but that's a part of living in a multicultural society."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beekeeper beeswax jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beekeeper bee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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