Beehive Jokes
32 beehive jokes and hilarious beehive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beehive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Beehive Short Jokes
Short beehive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beehive humour may include short bee hive jokes also.
- What's a simple method for calculating the number of bees in a beehive? Easy. Just count all their legs and divide by six.
- my girlfriend says she can lick the honey from a beehive so gently that the bees won't even know she's there she's a keeper
- I'd love to meet the maniac that looked at a beehive And thought, "I bet there's some nice food in there".
- Did you guys hear about the guy that got killed when he tried to steal honey from a beehive? I heard it was a sting operation
- How do you kill the queen from inside a beehive or an ant colony? Introduce the worker bees or ants to ideologies by Marx and Engels.
- Bees: Forming a beehive is not an effective business plan It's a hive mind full of buzzwords
- I'm thinking of buying a beehive, five chickens and a cockerel, that way... ...I can get my honey for nothing and my chicks for free.
- The US right now is like a beehive. Many mindless workers led by a queen.
Only difference is whether people are upset about drones killing or drones dying. - Why was the bee sent out of class? Because he was beehiving badly.
- Austin Powers What did Austin Powers say when he spotted a bees nest?
"Oh beehive"
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Beehive One Liners
Which beehive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beehive? I can suggest the ones about honeybee and honey bee.
- My wife just set up her beehives in the garden I think she's a keeper
- What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-leave-able.
- What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable
- The first time I saw my girlfriend tending her beehive... I knew she was a keeper.
- A bee sees the letter D in its beehive. A B C D.
- What does the mother bee say to her unruly son ? Son, please beehive !
- Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive? Pollen Oates
- I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
- What did the group of bees said to the one misconducting bee Beehive
- What do you say to a naughty beekeeper? Please beehive...
- What did the house save to the bee-hive? Hi honey, I'm home.
- Is it good to get into a beehive with sassy bees? Yes, you get Honey Smacks.
- What did the dad bee tell the kid bees? Beehave your beehinds in the beehive.
- what do you call a beehive without any bees? a hive
- What did father bee say to his rebelling son? Beehive!
Cheerful Fun Beehive Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about beehive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beehive pranks.
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?
B flat.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?
An episode of Top Gear.
An English kid and Russian kid were examining a beehive together.
English kid: See that one? We call that the Queen because it is the leader of the hive, just like the Queen is the leader of our country.
Russian kid: We call it the czar.
English kid: Well that's a little bee czar.
