The Best 19 Beehive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beehive jokes. There are some beehive apiary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beehive honeybee puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beehive Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a beehive?

B flat.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a Morris Marina?

An episode of Top Gear.

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbelievable

my girlfriend says she can lick the honey from a beehive so gently that the bees won't even know she's there

she's a keeper

Beehive joke, my girlfriend says she can lick the honey from a beehive so gently that the bees won't even know she

The first time I saw my girlfriend tending her beehive...

I knew she was a keeper.

An English kid and Russian kid were examining a beehive together.

English kid: See that one? We call that the Queen because it is the leader of the hive, just like the Queen is the leader of our country.

Russian kid: We call it the czar.

English kid: Well that's a little bee czar.


What does the mother bee say to her unruly son ?

Son, please beehive !

Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive?

Pollen Oates

Beehive joke, Band most likely to be blasted out of the speakers at your local beehive?

I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company

I thought it was a good bees nest

What did the group of bees said to the one misconducting bee

Beehive

I'd love to meet the maniac that looked at a beehive

And thought, "I bet there's some nice food in there".

Did you guys hear about the guy that got killed when he tried to steal honey from a beehive?

I heard it was a sting operation

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How do you kill the queen from inside a beehive or an ant colony?

Introduce the worker bees or ants to ideologies by Marx and Engels.

Bees: Forming a beehive is not an effective business plan

It's a hive mind full of buzzwords

I'm thinking of buying a beehive, five chickens and a cockerel, that way...

...I can get my honey for nothing and my chicks for free.

The US right now is like a beehive.

Many mindless workers led by a queen.

Only difference is whether people are upset about drones killing or drones dying.

What do you say to a naughty beekeeper?

Please beehive...

Beehive joke, What do you say to a naughty beekeeper?

What did the house save to the bee-hive?

Hi honey, I'm home.

Why do girls have sex with beekeepers?

they like it from beehive

Is it good to get into a beehive with sassy bees?

Yes, you get Honey Smacks.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beehive wasp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beehive beekeeping piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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