The Best 5 Beefy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beefy jokes. There are some beefy boobies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beefy weightlifter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beefy Jokes and Puns

What does a McChicken, a whopper, a beefy 5-layer burrito, and an extra most bestest pizza have in common?

They've all seen me naked.

What's a Health Club Trainer's job?


Why did the weightlifter order his burger without buns?

Because he wanted to get beefy

What do you call a muscular cow?


They say you are what you eat.

Then why is it that after only eating tacos from Taco Bell for the past month, I'm not hot, hard, beefy, and shredded?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beefy sturdy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beefy fling piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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