The Best 6 Beech Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beech jokes. There are some beech birch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beech sapling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beech Jokes and Puns

A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?"

The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"

My girlfriend left me....

she said she was sick of my tree puns
what a beech

What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska?

Frosted tips

what does a digital seagull wear to the beech

a beak.ini

Did you know that from time to time, Life is a tree?

Yeah, sometimes life's a beech.


My 7 year old told us some nut jokes.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut!

What do you call a nut at the beach?

A beech nut!

What do you call a nut in the toilet?

A peanut!!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beech tree jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beech sycamore piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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