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Beech Jokes

7 beech jokes and hilarious beech puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beech that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?"

The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"

My girlfriend left me....

she said she was sick of my tree puns
what a beech

Two trees in the forest one day noticed a seedling that was growing between them.

But the trees were so tall, they couldn't tell what kind tree it was.
One day a kindly b**... came by, and the two trees asked the b**... if he could tell them what kind of tree was growing between them.
The b**... started nibbling at the seedling and said, That's no son of a beech. He nibbled a little more and said, That's no son of a birch.
He nibbled a little bit more, and exclaimed, But that's the best piece of ash I've had in a long time!

What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska?

Frosted tips

What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber?

Life is such a beech.

what does a digital seagull wear to the beech

a beak.ini

Did you know that from time to time, Life is a tree?

Yeah, sometimes life's a beech.

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