Bee Sting Jokes
40 bee sting jokes and hilarious bee sting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bee sting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bee Sting Short Jokes
Short bee sting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bee sting humour may include short bee swarm jokes also.
- My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
- When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
- Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
- Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings
Whats worse than two bee stings?
The holocaust
Whats worse than the holocaust?
Three bee stings - What's the difference between ninja skunks and bees? Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.
- Why does Arby's sting? ____________________________
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Because they are - bees - I had to take my mother to hospital yesterday after a giant bee landed on her face Thankfully it didn't actually sting her, I was too quick with the shovel
- If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee He would be dead after one punch.
- What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings
What's worst than two bee stings?
The Holocaust.
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Bee Sting One Liners
Which bee sting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bee sting? I can suggest the ones about bee hive and bee and honey.
- What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.
- I got hurt while performing a surgery on a bee. It was a sting operation.
- What did God do when yellow jackets started stinging the other animals? Plan Bee.
- I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation.
- What do you call a robbery done by bees? A bee sting
- A Bee has recently died working for the CIA It was in a sting operation
- What type of bees doesn't stings? Boobees.
- What do you call a group of under cover bees? A sting.
- Why do bees sting? You would too if someone stole your honey and nectar!
- Sting like a bee... Float like a ghost.
- Why did Muhammad Ali pass away? Too many bee stings
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Bee Sting Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about bee sting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bee sting pranks.
A woman returned home from a round of golf.
Her husband asked how it went. She replied, "Well, OK, but I got stung by a bee." He responded, "Where did it sting you?" She said, "Between the first and second hole," whereupon he exclaimed, "I told you your stance was too wide!"
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There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have s**... with you.
It's a Cos-Bee.
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.
She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
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A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly s**.... What website is this?
BuzzFeed
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Buyer beware
A man wants to purchase some farmland, but is wary of the bees on the property. The farmer thinks the bees are harmless so he makes the prospective buyer a deal: he'll tie the buyer n**... to a tree that has a bee hive for an hour, and if any bee stings him, the farmer will GIVE him the land for free.
The farmer ties the buyer up and leaves. He comes back an hour later and finds the buyer nearly unconscious. The farmer asks, "Are you all right?"
The reply: "Doesn't that calf have a mother?"
Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office
The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"
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A guy tried to sell me i**... bees to make free honey.
I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
Watching Encanto and my son drops this one
Me: Why can't Mirabel be in the photo her dad is and he's normal?
My son: He is special. His gift is being a Beasting Dad
Me: Huh?
My son: Get it cuz he gets stung by bees a lot? Bee Sting Dad??
A man goes to the doctir to have a bump checked
The doctor takes a quick look and goes "Yep, that's definitely a sting from the new poisonous bees. 8 out of 9 cases are fatal, but you're very lucky, because in your case it's bee nine."
