Bee Sting Jokes
54 bee sting jokes and hilarious bee sting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bee sting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bee Sting Short Jokes
Short bee sting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bee sting humour may include short bee swarm jokes also.
- My brother is in the ER right now because of a bee sting that swelled his head, Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
- When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, smelling of honey and covered in bee stings You know she's a keeper.
- My girlfriend surprised me when she came home today in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling of honey. She's a keeper.
- Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear
- Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings
Whats worse than two bee stings?
The holocaust
Whats worse than the holocaust?
Three bee stings - What's the difference between ninja skunks and bees? Ninja skunks will stink and kill ya, while bees will sting and kill ya.
- Why does Arby's sting? ____________________________
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Because they are - bees - I had to take my mother to hospital yesterday after a giant bee landed on her face Thankfully it didn't actually sting her, I was too quick with the shovel
- If Mohammed Ali could float like a butterfly and sting like a bee He would be dead after one punch.
- What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings.
[What's worse than 2 bee stings?](#s "The Holocaust")
[What's worse than The Holocaust?](#s "3 bee stings")
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Bee Sting One Liners
Which bee sting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bee sting? I can suggest the ones about bee hive and bee and honey.
- What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing.
- I got hurt while performing a surgery on a bee. It was a sting operation.
- What did God do when yellow jackets started stinging the other animals? Plan Bee.
- I swallowed a live bee the other day It turned into quite an intra-sting situation.
- What do you call a robbery done by bees? A bee sting
- A Bee has recently died working for the CIA It was in a sting operation
- What type of bees doesn't stings? Boobees.
- Whats worse than a Bee Sting? The Holocaust...
- What do you call a group of under cover bees? A sting.
- Why do bees sting? You would too if someone stole your honey and nectar!
- Sting like a bee... Float like a ghost.
- Why did Muhammad Ali pass away? Too many bee stings
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Bee Sting Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about bee sting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bees jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bee sting pranks.
Golf lessons
A young woman has been taking golf lessons. She has just started playing her first round of golf when she suffers a bee sting. The pain is so intense she decides to return to the clubhouse.
Her golf pro sees her come into the clubhouse and asks, "why are you back so early? What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee"
"where?" he asks.
"between the first and second hole," she replies.
He nods knowingly and says, "apparently your stance is too wide."
A woman returned home from a round of golf.
Her husband asked how it went. She replied, "Well, OK, but I got stung by a bee." He responded, "Where did it sting you?" She said, "Between the first and second hole," whereupon he exclaimed, "I told you your stance was too wide!"
There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have s**... with you.
It's a Cos-Bee.
A woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so bad that she ran to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, What's wrong?
I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.
While out golfing, a woman gets stung by a bee.
She goes into the clubhouse, and says to the manager, "I think you may have a bee problem, I just got stung!". The manager replies, "Where did the bee sting you, ma'am?". "Between hole 1 and 2" she told him. The manager looks at her and says, "Well ma'am, I would recommend a close stance."
A woman got stung by a bee on the golf course
As she was allergic to bee stings, she frantically ran to the clubhouse to get help. "I've been stung by a bee," she cried to the clubhouse attendant. "Where were you stung?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole," she said. He replied, "I think your stance may be a little too wide."
A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long.
She'd just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense, she couldn't continue her game. She decided to go back to the clubhouse and get some medical attention.
Her golf Pro saw her enter the clubhouse and asked,
"Why are you back so soon?" What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee," she answered.
"Where?," he asked.
"Between the first and second holes," she replied.
He nodded his head knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."
Lady golfer
A lady comes up to the clubhouse after playing playing a few holes and she is fuming
She says
"A bee stung me"
The man at the desk replies
"where did the bee sting you
The lady replies
"Between hole 1 and 2"
The man at the desk says
"That's your problem, your stance is too wide"
A bee, a fly, and a mosquito signed up for a website that sometimes stings, usually stinks, and mostly s**.... What website is this?
BuzzFeed
Stop me if you've heard this one...
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, You are back early, what's wrong? I was stung by a bee! she said. Where? he asked. Between the first and second hole. she replied. He nodded and said, Your stance is far too wide.
Taking a lesson because her golf game had been going so badly, a woman had just started her first round when she was stung by a bee.
Distraught and rather angry and disheartened besides, she went back into the clubhouse and told the golf pro about the incident.
"Where did it sting you?" he asked.
"Between the first and second hole," she replied.
The pro shook his head and quickly exclaimed: "That's your problem right there. You have your feet too far apart.
Lady goes to her doctor...
Lady goes to her doctor and says I got stung by a bee while golfing!
Doc says were did it sting you?
Lady says between the 1st and 2nd holes.
Docs says wow you must have wide stance..
A woman is out playing golf, when she is stung by a bee.
Started to not feel well, she heads to the emergency room. A doctor comes in to examine her.
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Woman: I was, playing golf when I was stung by a bee.
Doctor: Where exactly did it sting you?
Woman: In between the 1st and 2nd hole.
Doctor: My god lady, you must have an extremely wide stance.
A woman was golfing and got stung by a bee.
She was severely allergic to bee stings so she went to the doctor right away. She said doc, I was on the course when I got stung . The doctor asked her where she got stung, and she told him, between the first and second hole. The doctor replied, it sounds like your stance is too wide .
Bee sting
A husband and wife are out playing golf. At the turn, they decide to go in for a drink and bag of chips. The golf pro looks at them and asks, how'd you hit 'em? The woman replies, good, but I got stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
The pro looks at her and says, then your stance is too wide.
Two cavemen are waiting at the doctor's office
The first says, "Me name Phil. Me get bee sting. Why you here?"
The second one, covered in blood, smiles and says, "Me name Mike. Me get hit by boulder during rock slide."
The first says, "That must hurt! Why you look so happy?"
The second says, "Me celebrating. It's Mike Ache Day!"
A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings
A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing.
The pro asks: where'd you get stung?
Between the first and second hole , she answers.
The pro replied: your stance is too wide .
A woman enrolls up for golf
A bee stings her in the very first round of golf. The pain is so intense she decides to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance.
A golf pro, who's out early for practice, enquires:
"You're back early. What's wrong?"
"I was stung by a bee!"
"Where?"
"Between the first and second hole."
He nods: "Your stance is far too wide!"
Stung
A woman golfer suffers a n**... bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "I got stung between the first and second hole," replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, "You must have an awfully wide stance!"
A guy tried to sell me i**... bees to make free honey.
I said no because I knew it was a sting operation.
Watching Encanto and my son drops this one
Me: Why can't Mirabel be in the photo her dad is and he's normal?
My son: He is special. His gift is being a Beasting Dad
Me: Huh?
My son: Get it cuz he gets stung by bees a lot? Bee Sting Dad??
A man goes to the doctir to have a bump checked
The doctor takes a quick look and goes "Yep, that's definitely a sting from the new poisonous bees. 8 out of 9 cases are fatal, but you're very lucky, because in your case it's bee nine."
A woman goes to her doctor complaining of a Bee sting...
He says "What happened?"
She says, "I got stung by a Bee while golfing"
He says, "Where did he sting you?"
She says, "Between the First and Second Holes"
He says, "REALLY? WOW, you must have a VERY WIDE STANCE!"
