The Best 6 Bedrooms Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bedrooms jokes. There are some bedrooms bathrooms jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bedrooms husband wife bedroom puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bedrooms Jokes and Puns

If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace...

how many bedrooms would your mansion have?

As kids, my dad used to tell us a joke while we walked up the stairs to our bedrooms.

I was chatting with him recently and, no joke, he said he always enjoyed having Ascents of Humor with us.

Bravo, dad, bravo.

How is Santa like a paedophile?

They both leave children's bedrooms with empty sacks.

Bedrooms joke, How is Santa like a paedophile?

You know why Santa does not like to visit children in their little small bedrooms?

claustrophobia

Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk?

It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard.


I heard reports of a white haired man in a strange outfit going around emptying his sack in children's bedrooms across the country.

Which is crazy because I heard Jimmy Saville was dead.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bedrooms bedroom jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bedrooms dorm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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