The Best 13 Bed Bug Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bed Bug jokes. There are some bed bug jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bed bug puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bed Bug Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the bed bug band?

They mostly play covers

(OC my dudes, read em and weep)

WANTED: Large amount of rats, mice and bed bugs

… as my current rental agreement requires me to leave the apartment in the condition it was when I moved in.

If bed bugs are found in beds

Who came up with cockroaches?

Bed Bug joke, If bed bugs are found in beds

If bed bugs live in beds...

then does that mean cockroaches and butterflies live in...?

Did you hear about the Bed Bugs getting married?

The wedding was held in the spring.


Did you hear about the pregnant bed bug?

She's gonna have her baby in the spring.

Did you hear about the bed bugs that fell in love?

They're getting married in the spring.

Bed Bug joke, Did you hear about the bed bugs that fell in love?

What do you call a bunch of bed bugs?

A sheet-load.

Just slept with a species from another genus...

I hate having bed bugs

What do you call a large group of bedbugs?

Bunk bed bugs

If bed bugs are found on beds

Where are cockroaches found?

You can explore bed bug reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bed bug dad jokes. There are also bed bug puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a Bed Bug in a recliner?

A LazyBoy!!!!

What is it called when the Dalai Lama and all his friends get reincarnated as bed bugs at the Marriott?

Grand Buddha-Pest Hotel

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bed bug jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bed bug piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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