Becuase Jokes
33 becuase jokes and hilarious becuase puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about becuase that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Becuase Short Jokes
Short becuase jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The becuase humour may include short tiles jokes also.
- i'm always quick to show off my stupidity but never my intelligence it's not because i'm humble, but it's becuase i have no intelligence
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Becuase One Liners
Which becuase one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with becuase? I can suggest the ones about extinct and pterodactyl.
- Copper is the only element that have eyes Becuase it can Cu.
- Why did SpaceX go to Mars Becuase SpaceY already went to Uranus
- Why are circus animals so much more exciting than zoo animals? Becuase they are in tents.
- Son: Dad why is your favorite number 43? Dad: Becuase it's for free.
- Why should you never trust a deer as a dentist Becuase it'll give you buck teeth
- When the Smog clears in LA its a lot of a college experience Becuase you see LA.
- why are grills so hot? becuase they burn fat
- Do you know why they call it dim sum? Becuase you get a lot of food, and dim sum!
- Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent. - Why did the giraffe have such a long face? Becuase he thought his neck was his face!
- Why was the chicken not allowed pizza Becuase they allowed calzone
- Why did the man paint white lines down the road? Becuase he was from Belgium.
- Why are there no Arabs in Interstellar? Becuase it's set in the future.
- Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works.
- Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Becuase Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about becuase you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plunger jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make becuase pranks.
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Why did the s**... club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application?
Becuase he'd fire h**....
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All nascar racers must be Democrats
Becuase all they do is go left
the green parrot
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks to choose.
The mans asks "How much is the yellow one?"
Assistant: "$2000"
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why is it so expensive. The assistant explains "He knows typewriting and type really fast"
"What about the red one?" The man asks
The assistant says "He costs $5000 becuase he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes."
"What about the Green one?" the man asks
The assistant says, "That one's for $10,000."
The man says, "and what does he do?"
The assistant replies, "I dont know, but the other two call him BOSS."
