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Funniest Becky Short Jokes

Short becky jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The becky humour may include short johnny jokes also.


  1. My blonde neighbour has put 'Missing Cat' posters all over the trees on our estate.

    I said to her, "I thought your cat died last week, Becky?"
    "It did," she replied, "That's why I'm missing him."
  2. A woman goes to confession... The priest says to her "For the last time Becky it's forgive me father for I have sinned." "Not punish me daddy I've been a bad girl."
  3. So, it turns out my girlfriend is cheating on me I asked her what she was doing, she said she was in the mall with Becky.
    I know that's a lie, because I'm lying right next to Becky in her bed
  4. Full House is becoming a trilogy Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
    D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
    Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
  5. Please use William Shatner in a sentence... "Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."
  6. My girlfriend said to me "I've never been more wet in my life..." I said "Well we are playing tennis Becky"
  7. My wife said she wouldn't have s**... with me until I did everything on the "To-Do list" So I scratched out **#1** "*Wash the car*" and replaced it with "*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"

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Becky One Liners

Which becky one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with becky? I can suggest the ones about daddy and buckwheat.

  1. What do you call a "Becky" who didn't call 911? Mollie.
  2. The baker miss spelt my gf Becky's name as Buk. She was still happy to receive the cake.
  3. Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!

Becky joke, Who's Becky, Stan?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about becky can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of becky puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheerful Fun Becky Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about becky you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean batter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make becky prank.

Three blondes are walking through the forest when they come across a set of tracks.

The first blonde says, "Hey, look at that, deer tracks!"
The second blonde chimes in and responds, "No, Becky, those are moose tracks!"
The third blonde steps in and says, "You two are both wrong, those are obviously elk tracks!"
The three blondes kept arguing about what animal left the tracks until they were eventually hit by a train.

Becky discussing with her friend Karen

Becky: Last week, my uncle was taking pictures of me and asked me to climb up a ladder so he could get a better angle.
Karen: did you do it?.. it was just an excuse to see your p**....
Becky: I know. That's why I took it off before climbing the ladder.

The goat

Two hunters are walking through the woods and one of them says " whoa whoa! Watch out for that hole!"
So the other guy says " I wonder how deep it is" and picks up a rusty anvil laying on the ground and throws it down the hole.
They don't hear a sound and three seconds later, they see a goat running really fast at them and jump down the hole.
So then they see a farmer calling out "Becky! Becky" and approaches the hunters and ask " Have you seen a goat around here?"
The hunters reply " yeah it was running real fast and jumped down that hole "
The farmer replies " that's impossible! I had it tied to an anvil"

Becky was on her deathbed...

Becky was on her deathbed.
Her husband, Jake, was maintaining a vigil by her side. He held her fragile hand, tears ran down his face. His praying roused her from her slumber.
She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly.
My darling Jake," she whispered.
"Hush, my love," he said. "Rest. Shhh.Don't talk."
She was insistent. "Jake," she said in her tired voice. " I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Jake. Everything's all right, go to sleep ."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Jake. I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "I know," he replied. "That's why I poisoned you"

Two hunters are in a forest.

They come across a very deep hole and one hunter says to the other "How deep is that?" They both find a rusty anvil and throw it in. The anvil falls so far that the hunters don't hear it hit the bottom but then they see a goat sprinting past them and jump into the hole. They stand by the hole thinking about what just happened until a farmer comes along. The farmer says "Have you seen my goat Becky?" The hunters reply, "Yeah, it ran passed us and jumped into that hole." The farmer says, "That's impossible. She couldn't have done that, she was chained to an anvil."

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these becky jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.