The Best 8 Becky Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Becky jokes. There are some becky lauren jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these becky cathy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Becky Jokes and Puns

Three blondes are walking through the forest when they come across a set of tracks.

The first blonde says, "Hey, look at that, deer tracks!"

The second blonde chimes in and responds, "No, Becky, those are moose tracks!"

The third blonde steps in and says, "You two are both wrong, those are obviously elk tracks!"

The three blondes kept arguing about what animal left the tracks until they were eventually hit by a train.

My blonde neighbour has put 'Missing Cat' posters all over the trees on our estate.

I said to her, "I thought your cat died last week, Becky?"

"It did," she replied, "That's why I'm missing him."

Becky discussing with her friend Karen

Becky: Last week, my uncle was taking pictures of me and asked me to climb up a ladder so he could get a better angle.

Karen: did you do it?.. it was just an excuse to see your panties.

Becky: I know. That's why I took it off before climbing the ladder.

Becky joke, Becky discussing with her friend Karen

So, it turns out my girlfriend is cheating on me

I asked her what she was doing, she said she was in the mall with Becky.
I know that's a lie, because I'm lying right next to Becky in her bed

Full House is becoming a trilogy

Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House.
D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House.
Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.

Please use William Shatner in a sentence...

"Becky took Williams toy, so William Shatner lunch pail."

My girlfriend said to me "I've never been more wet in my life..."

I said "Well we are playing tennis Becky"

Becky joke, My girlfriend said to me "I've never been more wet in my life..."

My wife said she wouldn't have sex with me until I did everything on the "To-Do list"

So I scratched out **#1** "*Wash the car*" and replaced it with "*Have a three-some with Becky and Wife*"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the becky ellie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working becky laura piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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