beckoned Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious beckoned puns

A taste of Russian humor

Ivan had worked at the wheelbarrow factory for as long as anyone could remember, and the day of his retirement had finally arrived. He was well respected and even liked by all his coworkers, and his boss wanted to give him his last farewell at the end of his last day while he was walking out, so he beckoned Ivan to his office. Ivan sat down.
Ivan, no one working here hasn't learned something from you. I personally can't thank you enough for your years of reliable labor. And you're the best wheelbarrow builder we currently have. But I'm curious about one thing. Every day I've ever seen you go home, I've seen you leaving with something covered in your wheelbarrow. What have you been taking home from work every day for all these years??
Ivan smiled, and said,


A redneck was out hunting...

A redneck was out hunting in the woods when he came across a beautiful woman alone in a field.
As he approached, she smiled, removed her dress, and beckoned for him.
He asked her, "are you game?"
She said, "Yes. Yes, I am."
So he shot her.


a piece of what?

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Albama, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."


At the brothel, a prostitute beckoned to me and said,

"We're no strangers to looove..."


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