Beckoned Jokes

What are some Beckoned jokes?

A woman walked into a sex shop and asked to buy a vibrator.

The shop assistant beckoned with his finger and said " Can you come this way."

The woman replied, "If I could come that way, I wouldn't need a vibrator."

A taste of Russian humor

Ivan had worked at the wheelbarrow factory for as long as anyone could remember, and the day of his retirement had finally arrived. He was well respected and even liked by all his coworkers, and his boss wanted to give him his last farewell at the end of his last day while he was walking out, so he beckoned Ivan to his office. Ivan sat down.
Ivan, no one working here hasn't learned something from you. I personally can't thank you enough for your years of reliable labor. And you're the best wheelbarrow builder we currently have. But I'm curious about one thing. Every day I've ever seen you go home, I've seen you leaving with something covered in your wheelbarrow. What have you been taking home from work every day for all these years??
Ivan smiled, and said,
Wheelbarrows.

A redneck was out hunting...

A redneck was out hunting in the woods when he came across a beautiful woman alone in a field.
As he approached, she smiled, removed her dress, and beckoned for him.
He asked her, "are you game?"
She said, "Yes. Yes, I am."
So he shot her.

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