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Funniest Beckham Short Jokes

Short beckham jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beckham humour may include short clan jokes also.

  1. What do david beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box
  2. My girlfriend said she is leaving me because of my constant name dropping David Beckham warned me this might happen...
  3. Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called "Into The Unknown"? It's about his visit to a library.
  4. Describe your latest laid with a movie title! "The Lone Ranger"
    "Home Alone"
    "Bend It Like Beckham"
    Now it's your turn!
  5. Odell Beckham Jr & Lena Dunham realize they have something in common. Oddell's made a career playing offense.
    Lena's made a career taking offense to everything.
  6. Brooklyn Nine-Nine I thought it was Franz Beckenbauer's opinion on whether David Beckham's son would make it as a footballer.
  7. Why doesn't David Beckham eat cheap curries? Because he can afford to eat really nice ones.
  8. What was David Beckham told after he was granted an honourific title by the Queen? Man, you knighted!
  9. Check it out on Netflix There's this new docu-series about religion in professional sports.
    The first episode is titled *Bindi Like Beckham*

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Beckham One Liners

Which beckham one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beckham? I can suggest the ones about film and blur.

  1. New sequel to Bend It Like Beckham announced. It's called Fake It Like Neymar
  2. What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham
  3. How is David Beckham like Ferrero Rocher? They both come in a posh box.
  4. Who is the greatest American football player? David Beckham
  5. How do the Wu Tang introduce David Beckham's kid? THIS IS. BROOKLYN.
  6. You know who gives kids a bad name? David and Victoria Beckham.

Beckham joke, You know who gives kids a bad name?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about beckham can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of beckham puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Humorous Beckham Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about beckham you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make beckham prank.

David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin Airport and notices the driver keep looking in his rear view mirror at him.

After about 5 minutes the driver says "Go on then give me a clue!?"
Beckham replies, "I had a glittering career with Man Utd, played over 100 times for England and married a spice girl, is that enough?".
Driver says "No mate, I meant where are you going?"

Went into the barbers, I said I want you to cut my hair like David Beckhams .

He cut my hair and I looked in the mirror!
David Beckham doesn't have his hair cut like that!!??
Barber says; He does if he comes in here!!!

*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.

He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"
David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"
Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??

Beckham joke, Why doesn't David Beckham eat cheap curries?

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