The Best 13 Beckham Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beckham jokes. There are some beckham javier jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beckham yas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beckham Jokes and Puns

What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common?

They both come in a posh box

Went into the barbers, I said I want you to cut my hair like David Beckhams .

He cut my hair and I looked in the mirror!

David Beckham doesn't have his hair cut like that!!??

Barber says; He does if he comes in here!!!

*David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.

He notices the driver staring at him insistently in the rearview mirror.

After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, Ok. At least give me a hint"

David Beckham sighs and says I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"

Driver replies: No, you eejit! Where are we going??

Beckham joke, *David Beckham* gets in a taxi at Dublin airport.

New sequel to Bend It Like Beckham announced.

It's called Fake It Like Neymar

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham


How is David Beckham like Ferrero Rocher?

They both come in a posh box.

Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called "Into The Unknown"?

It's about his visit to a library.

Beckham joke, Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called "Into The Unknown"?

Who is the greatest American football player?

David Beckham

Odell Beckham Jr & Lena Dunham realize they have something in common.

Oddell's made a career playing offense.
Lena's made a career taking offense to everything.

Describe your latest laid with a movie title!

"The Lone Ranger"
"Home Alone"
"Bend It Like Beckham"

Now it's your turn!

Why doesn't David Beckham eat cheap curries?

Because he can afford to eat really nice ones.

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What was David Beckham told after he was granted an honourific title by the Queen?

Man, you knighted!

Check it out on Netflix

There's this new docu-series about religion in professional sports.

The first episode is titled *Bindi Like Beckham*

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