Beaver Animal Jokes
6 beaver animal jokes and hilarious beaver animal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beaver animal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Beavers are great dam builders and Canada's national animal.
That's why Canada is the best d**... country in the world!
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
Q: Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?
A: They never want to log off.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse k**... a duck at a b**....
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What do you call an animal that builds dams in the rain?
A wet b**...
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The Old Man and the b**... (long joke)
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that Doc?"The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story.
"I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male b**... sitting at the water's edge.He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."Miraculously, two shots rang out and the b**... fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said , "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that b**...."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly!"
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