Beauty Parlor Jokes
6 beauty parlor jokes and hilarious beauty parlor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beauty parlor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Beauty Parlor Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Why are you wasting money on drinking ?
Wife:Why are you wasting money on drinking ?
Husband : Why are you wasting money on Beauty Parlors ?
Wife: It is for you only, so that I can look beautiful to you.
Husband : I am also drinking just for you , so that you look beautiful to me.
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
For hare care.
Mr Penguin decides to go to the beach...
...as it is a beautiful hot summer day. He packs up the car and drives to the coast. Just before he gets there, the car sputters and backfires, and the engine starts to smoke. He's able to pull into an auto shop, and the mechanic tells him to come back in about 20 minutes.
Mr Penguin decides to walk around and window shop. He soon finds an ice cream parlor and gleefully orders a cone. Since he has flippers he has a hard time holding the cone, and ends up smearing ice cream all over his beak.
Mr Penguin makes it back to the auto shop and the mechanic says "Well, it looks like you blew a seal."
And Mr Penguin says "Oh no, I just ate some ice cream."
My gf went to the beauty parlor and got a Brazilian.
Nothing extreme, just punched her.
A physicist goes into an ice cream parlor every week...
He always orders an ice cream sundae and offers one to the empty stool next to him.
One day the owner asks, "Why do you do that?"
The physicist replies, "Well, the laws of quantum mechanics teach us that there is a possibility that the matter above this stool will spontaneously transform into a beautiful woman who will accept my offer of an ice cream and fall in love with me".
The owner says, "We have beautiful women come in here all the time. Why don't you offer one of them an ice cream and maybe she'll fall in love with you".
And the physicist replies, "Yeah, but what are the odds of THAT happening?
An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away.
She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband.
The instant she saw him she started crying. The mortician walked over to comfort her.
Through her tears she explained that she was upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his fervent wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The mortician apologized and explained that traditionally they always put bodies in a black suit, but he’d see what he could arrange.
The next day she returned to the f**... parlor to have one last moment with Albert before the f**... the following day.
When the mortician pulled back the curtain, she managed a smile through her tears as Albert was resplendent in a smart blue suit. She said to the mortician, “Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?”
“Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband’s size was brought in and he was wearing a blue suit,” the mortician replied.
“His wife was quite upset because she wanted him buried in the traditional black suit.”
Albert’s wife smiled at the undertaker.
“After that,” he continued, “it was just a matter of swapping the heads.”
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