Beauty Pageant Jokes

Funniest Beauty Pageant Short Jokes

Short beauty pageant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beauty pageant humour may include short beauty contest jokes also.

1. The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
2. The news today about a woman who injected her 8 year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants. She has been arrested and lost custody. The child didn't look surprised.
3. A woman who injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. Reports say the child didn't look surprised.
4. What do you call the winner of the beauty pageant for teenagers who've had an abortion? Little miss conception
5. I drove four hours to attend a beauty pageant for meat products today. Turns out it was a Miss Steak.
6. Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant? Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".
7. They held a beauty pageant for all those Fox News blondes... And named the winner "Miss Information".
8. Did you hear about the model who thought she was going to a beauty pageant? Turns out it was a kidnapping. She was Miss Taken
9. I'm thinking of starting a beauty pageant for women with Alzheimer's. The winner will be crowned Miss Remember.
10. National American beauty pageants should only have 49 participating states Because no self-respecting woman should wear a sign saying Idaho

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Beauty Pageant One Liners

Which beauty pageant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beauty pageant? I can suggest the ones about pageant and beauty contestant.

1. QAnon has announced a beauty pageant The winner will be crowned Miss Information
2. Jane: I miss England. Tarzan: Me no idea you a beauty pageant winner.
3. Why did the nuclear waste worker enter the beauty pageant? Because he was glowing.
4. Did you hear about the debacle at the USDA's beauty pageant? They crowned a Miss Steak.
5. What do you call a beauty pageant for cartographers and magicians? Miss Direction.
6. Messi won a beauty pageant before He was crowned Miss Penalty
7. What do you call a non-binary person at a beauty pageant? Miss Ellaneous
8. What's the name of the beauty pageant contender who doesn't know math? Miss calculated
9. I am a judge for peanut beauty pageants My job is pretty nuts
10. How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin.
11. A blonde at a beauty pageant was asked to name the capital of Texas She answered "T"
12. There are 69 models in the beauty pageant Nice.
13. What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner? A big Miss Steak.
14. What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl.

The Funniest Beauty Pageant Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about beauty pageant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beauty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beauty pageant pranks.