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Funniest Beauty And The Beast Short Jokes

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  1. The thing I learned from Beauty and the Beast: Any girl can fall in love with you given you lock her in the basement long enough.
  2. It makes sense why Emma Watson is in both Beauty and the Beast and Harry Potter Both of the main characters are harry
  3. Disney is already working on a sequel to Beauty and the Beast... They're calling it The French Prince in Belle's Snare.
  4. I just read that in an alternate ending to Beauty and the Beast the Beast turns ravenous and eats Cogsworth He was delicious, but the whole process was time consuming.
  5. They're making a new Beauty and the Beast where the princess is brain damaged and everyone picks her up to do curls. She is a dumb Belle
  6. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast says he eats 5 dozen eggs every day... He must be a millionaire!
  7. I finally know the moral of the story "Beauty and the Beast"... As long as you're rich and have a nice house, a girl will eventually fall for you.
  8. While watching Beauty and the Beast with my girlfriend, I got that very special feeling... Where I knew I would do anything to bone Emma Watson.
  9. Didn't realise there were so many black characters in Beauty and the Beast. The bookkeeper.
    Madam Garderobe.
    Plumette.
    ... Belle.
  10. BUSINESS COMPANY TOWN 'Beauty and the Beast' won't be shown in Malaysia after Disney refuses to cut gay scene Disney's argument was: "Things don't just disappear Malaysia! This aren't airplanes!"

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Beauty And The Beast One Liners

Which beauty and the beast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beauty and the beast? I can suggest the ones about sleeping beauty and beauty.

  1. What's the only prize that Gaston won in Beauty and the Beast? The No Belle prize.
  2. Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned? Tailors old as time…
  3. We could be like beauty and the beast... Will you be my beast ?
  4. New Disney sequel co-produced with Miramax & TWC Beauties and the Beast
  5. What is the Beasts (Beauty and the Beast) favorite kind of food? Taco Belle

Giggle-Inducing Beauty And The Beast Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about beauty and the beast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beast jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beauty and the beast pranks.

Here are some few movie jokes:

The Shining: A family's first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet.

Beauty and the beast

Belle goes to a petting zoo with her four year old daughter. She bent down to pet a small pony and started coughing from an allergic reaction to the pony's fur. She pulled out a bottle of allergy pills as her strokes on the pony became more and more e**..., eventually causing it to sprout an e**.... A worker came rushing up to her hastily saying "please put that away. There are children here." Belle responded, "oh sorry. I was feeling a little hoarse."

There's a movie called beauty and the beast.

Imagine if roles were reversed and it was handsome and the feminist.

Why is Gaston (from Beauty and the Beast) like Al Gore?

They both lost and got a no Belle prize.

If your coworker has a picture of herself and her dog labeled "

Beauty and the Beast" you shouldn't ask her which one is which.