Beatles Jokes

Funniest Beatles Short Jokes

Short beatles jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beatles humour may include short nirvana jokes also.

1. My dad is obsessed with The Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection. He needs Help.
2. "Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son. "Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded
3. (I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John.
4. I found out about this cool underground band called The Beatles. Well actually only about half of them are underground at the moment.
5. It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green. That would've been sublime.
6. The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain
   Paul was the heart
   George was the spirit
   Ringo was the drummer
7. Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, "sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned".
8. The Beatles were recording in a studio. John says, "Look! Yoko's here" Paul, George and Ringo say: O no
9. Imagine if I was asked to be a backup for Ringo Starr by the Beatles You may say I'm a drummer but I'm not the only one...
10. If The Beatles were from Hawaii... What would they have called their song, "Hello Goodbye?"

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Beatles One Liners

Which beatles one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beatles? I can suggest the ones about concert and reggae.

1. The Beatles all walk into an orange underwater vehicle Oops, wrong sub
2. What would it take to reunite The Beatles? 2 Bullets
3. What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless
4. Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
5. What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.
6. What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets
7. What's a cow's favourite Beatles song? Hay Chewed
8. A Danish person will not be nostalgic about old Beatles songs. But a norwegian wood.
9. What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono
10. I'm addicted to collecting vintage Beatles albums. I need Help.
11. What do you call the Russian version of The Beatles "Let It Be"? So Be It.
12. What did people say when the Beatles broke up? Ono.
13. What's Putin's favorite Beatles song? Back in the USSR
14. Where are all the old Beatles records stored? The Lennon closet.
15. Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles? Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.

Beatles Songs Jokes

Here is a list of funny beatles songs jokes and even better beatles songs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My sister asked me who sings the 'Black Beatles' song I told her probably John Melanin.
• I tried buy only some of the songs off of a Beatles album But the store owner said they all come together
• What's an unvaccinated kid's favorite Beatles song? When I'm Four
• Did you hear what happened to Jude from the Beatles song? He died of a Sodium overdose.
• A girl recently asked me which Beatles song describes her the best... I guess 'She's so heavy' wasn't the best choice.
• I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs.. I've named my daughter after one of the Beatles songs..
  'Eleanor?'
  No, I am the Walrus.
• What is OJ Simpson's favorite Beatles song? Not Guilty.
• Someone recently discovered the mathematical formula underpinning every Beatles song ever! She got the Strawberry Fields Medal.
• The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
• What is Kevin Spacey's favorite Beatles song? Norwegian Wood

Amusing & Witty Beatles Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about beatles you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean album jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beatles pranks.