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30 beater jokes and hilarious beater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Laugh it up with these hilarious beater jokes! From jokes about panel-beaters to stella wife-beaters to buzzer beaters, there's something for everyone. Plus, don't miss the bonus beatbox and chicken jokes for a double dose of eggcellent humor!

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Popular Beater Short Jokes

Short beater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beater humour may include short beaten jokes also.

  1. What's the difference betweena tank top and a wife beater? A tank top shoots missiles, and a wife beater shoots missus.
  2. I decided against breaking into the Home Depot to steal their largest egg beater... It was too big a whisk
  3. In basketball, what is it called when you lose due to a wildly thrown buzzer-beater? Defeat-us by yeetus
  4. How many wife- beaters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. So how come I gotta do everything around here?
    (I don't actually condone domestic violence)
  5. So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.
  6. What's the only item of clothing banned from Casual Friday at the White House? Wife-beaters.
  7. What do you call a torn up wife beater A piece of "shirt"
  8. Feminists hate me. Probabily because I am wearing my wife beater.
  9. It was hard work, but I finally fixed the laundry machine The wife beater is nice and clean again :)
  10. If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater

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Beater One Liners

Which beater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beater? I can suggest the ones about hitter and battered.

  1. Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM. On the dot.
  2. Sandeep, the Indian wife beater, hits his wife every night at 7PM. On the dot.
  3. What do you call a rich man's white tank top? A trophy wife beater.
  4. What do you call an abusive mother hen? An egg beater
  5. I can't find my egg beater. It's like someone just whisked it away.
  6. What do you call a rooster who's abusive to his kids? An egg beater
  7. I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me.
  8. Good moms let you lick the beaters Great ones turn the mixer off first
  9. What do you call a chef that masturbates? A meat-beating meat-beater.
  10. If some people still have ray rice jerseys, keep em. I use mine as a wife beater
  11. Why do most men wear wife beaters? To hold their pants up.
  12. Why do wife beaters become gay in prison? Because if you can't beat 'em, join 'em
  13. What do you call a father figure in a wife-beater? A pop-top.
  14. Abdul the Indian wife beater hits his wife every evening at 7PM On the dot.
  15. They told me to dress for the job I wanted So I wear a wife beater

Wife Beater Jokes

Here is a list of funny wife beater jokes and even better wife beater puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you guys seen the new Ray Rice's jersey It's a wife beater
  • Why do r**... wear wife beaters? They got confused about the 'right to bare arms!'
Beater joke, Why do r**... wear wife beaters?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about beater can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of beater puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Great Beater Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about beater you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean drinker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make beater prank.

Actual exchange between my wife and I(myself being muslim)

Wife: Tell me a joke.
Me: Ok, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
wife: what?
me: nothing, you've already told her twice.
**mutual chuckling**
wife: aww, why'd you have to make a muslim joke?
me: I didn't make a muslim joke. I made a wife beater joke, you just made a muslim joke.

Heart jokes

What did one human heart say to the other? I got a heart on
What did one Jamaican heart say to the other? That's a nice beat mon
What is the human hearts favorite kind of shirt? A wife beater
What did the coach say at Heart University? Come on guys let's get pumped
What did the police officer say to the human heart? You're under cardiac arrest
What did the heart say after he was assaulted? Man I sure took a beating

When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater.

"Don't be s**...," she said, "your father's not home."

Beater joke, When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater.

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these beater jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.