The Best 7 Beasts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beasts jokes. There are some beasts monsters jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beasts half man half beast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beasts Jokes and Puns

Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!

Although most just grow 4.

What do you call a group of vegan satanists?

The Beasts of Seitan.

Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed...

...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them.

Just saw Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.

Wife asked if the sequel would be called Grindelwald's Christmas Vacation.

After seeing Newt Scamander in Fantastic Beasts, we will now see another Newt (Gingrich) in a new movie.

A White House drama titled "Fanatic Beasts and Where to Find Them"


What do old women have between their beasts that younger women dont?

A belly button

Where do all of the ham beasts graze?

In the butter fields!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beasts beastie jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beasts lions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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