beastiality Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious beastiality puns

I'm a scientist that's researching beastiality between humans and dogs

I'll be in my lab.

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I'm a scientist studying the effects of beastiality between humans and dogs.

If you want to speak with me I'll be in my lab.

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I use to practice sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality.

But I gave it all up when I realized I was beating a dead horse.

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I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality

You can find me in my lab

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I used to be in to S & M, Necrophilia, and Beastiality...

But then I realized I was beating a dead horse.

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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It's not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

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[NSFW] I had to dump my girlfriend after she asked to finger my ass.

I'm not really into beastiality.

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I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia...

But I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality...

Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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I used to be into necrophilia and beastiality

...but then I got sick of beating a dead horse.

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I'm recovering from necrophilia and beastiality...

I would tell you about it, but I'd be beating off a dead horse.

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A prisoner convicted of beastiality has escaped.

Recent reports confirm he's on the lamb.

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I knew a girl once who was into beastiality.

She liked it ruff.

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Why was the Muslim rubbing the goat?

Not because he was into beastiality you Islamophobe...





He was at the petting zoo for his wife's 9th birthday.

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What do you call a guy who's into beastiality?

Someone who really gets his head into the game.

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If you're a necrophiliac sadomasochist who enjoys beastiality...

You may as well give it up, you're flogging a dead horse.

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What do you call a story about beastiality?

Fifty Shades of Neigh

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Im a guy who's into BDSM, necrophilia, and beastiality.

Am i just flogging a dead horse?

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Beastiality is wrong.

Neigh means neigh.

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So me and a friend were casually talking about beastiality...

He mentioned how he looked it up a bunch the other day.

So I asked him, How far down the rabbit hole did you go?

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If sex with animals is called beastiality...

Is sex with fat people called fatality?

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I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality...

But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse.

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It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality...

but that doesn't stop me from trying.

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I was charged with beastiality

But the judge dropped it to horse play

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When finding out he was into beastiality, what did Robocop say to Schrodinger's cat?

Dead or alive, you're coming with me

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Being good at sports and being good at beastiality isn't all that different.

You just gotta get your head in the game

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I'm going to do some research on animal behaviours and beastiality.

If anyone needs me I'll be in the Lab.

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Jerk chicken and pulled pork...

The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality..

That explains why jerk chicken and pulled pork were the only two menu items.

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You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible.

But you will in my diary.

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I used to be into Sado-masochistic, necrophilic beastiality ....

...but I realized I was just flogging a dead horse.

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What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase?

Stop beating a dead horse!

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My friend was having trouble with girls, so I told him there's plenty fish in the sea

He's since been charged with beastiality.

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To those among us trying to mix Beastiality and Necrophilia, I can only say

There's no need to beat off a dead horse

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Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job?

Cause beastiality is wrong.

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I love bdsm, necrophilia and beastiality...

There's nothing quite like flogging a dead horse.

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What are the most funny Beastiality jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Beastiality? Well, here are the best Beastiality dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Beastiality pick up lines to share with friends.

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