The Best 5 Beas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beas jokes. There are some beas food jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beas monster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beas Jokes and Puns

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

The Beastie Boys bought a cheap, Korean laptop...

But Windows wouldn't work on it because it was licensed to Kim jong ill.

I SAID IT WAS LICENS....oh never mind.

If the Beast got Febreeze for his lady's room...

...would that make him the Fresh Prince of Belle's Air?

The beastie boys have released a 5 part greatest hits collection.

Parts A, B, C and D are pretty easy to get.
But you have to Fight for your right to Part E.....

Beastie Boys is putting out another album!

Update: It's been cancelled due to sabotage.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beas anymore jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beas means piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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