Bearly Jokes
6 bearly jokes and hilarious bearly puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bearly that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A grizzly walks in to a bar and orders a beer.
The bartended asks "hey you 21?"
"Bearly"
An immigrant moves to New York City from another country...
He can bearly speak broken English. He notices mice in his apartment and immediately calls the landlord to report the problem. Hello!
-Hello, what's the problem?
-You know Tom and j**...?
-Yes, Tom and j**...?
-Well, j**... problem.
Why did the bear have to go to the hospital
Because he was bearly alive!
Two men are hunting in the woods...
One of them tries to shoot a bear, but misses and ends up being mauled by the bear. After the incident, as he is "bear"ly holding on to life the othe runs over and calls 911. "Help my friend and i were hunting and he got mauled by a bear, I think he's dead! " The woman on the phone responds "well we would love to help, but first can you make sure he's dead"....*BANG!!!!* .... " ok he's dead, what do I do next"
What do you call a camouflaged bear?
BEARly visible
What did the ranger tell Smokey when the National Forest Service was de-funded?
I can bear-ly handle all these fires alone.
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