Bearer Jokes
21 bearer jokes and hilarious bearer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bearer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bearer Short Jokes
Short bearer jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bearer humour may include short bearing jokes also.
- Mans dying wish Did you hear about the guy whose dying wish was to have Dallas Cowboys as his pall bearers? He wanted to give them the chance to let him down one last time.
- When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?
*edit Thanks Kikifoun_Unui...
not my main language T_T - What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
- When I die... When I die I want the Cincinnati Bengals to be my pall bearers just so they can let me down one last time.
- Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high.
- A plague bearer walks into an auction house during winter. Everyone nears him now has a chance of catching the cold-bid 19 virus.
- What do you call a very unattractive person who hands out n**... photos of themselves? A bearer of bad n**....
- Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German t**... plot to steal millions in bearer bonds? Old habits die hard
- in light of the death of one of the chuckle brothers. The BBC reports at the f**... of barry chuckle it was all silent apart form the casket bearers yelling, "TO ME, TO YOU ,TO ME, TO YOU"
- Groaner I came up with, my apologies. Why did the dog go to the f**...? Because he was a paw bearer.
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Bearer One Liners
Which bearer one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bearer? I can suggest the ones about holder and berry.
- why did arwen and aragorn choose frodo to be the ring bearer ? Force of hobbit
- What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma? A karaoke!
- I hate to be the bearer of bad news. Which is why I left my job as the UK weatherman.
- What do you call a cow bringing an unfortunate message? A bearer of bad moos
- Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers. - Why was the naturists wedding delayed? The ring bearer had an e**....
- There was s tragedy at my father's f**.... A coffin bearer dropped dad.
Entertaining Bearer Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about bearer you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bury jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bearer pranks.
THE AGING EXPLORER
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.
The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gun bearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger lept toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."
The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."
The old explorer said, "No, not then -- just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"
