Beard Jokes

• Short Beard Jokes
• Beard One Liners
• Your Beard Jokes
• Growing Beard Jokes
• Beard Grows Jokes
• Shaving Off Beard Jokes
• More Beard Jokes

Funniest Beard Short Jokes

Short beard jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beard humour may include short mustache jokes also.

1. I was invited to a party and was told "dress to kill" Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind
2. My wife told me I should shave my beard. A few months ago, I would have maybe agreed with her, but now it has really grown on me.
3. My friends Grandpa told us this when we were about 14, What did the one leg say to the other leg? Check out Shorty he's growing a beard!
4. My grandpa just walked into the room with a young man wearing skinny jeans and a beard. I said, Who is this, grandpa?
   Grandpa: He's my hip replacement.
5. My wife is angry because she thinks I'm letting birds make a home in my beard. They're obviously not staying though. It's just a Hairbnb.
6. I was sleeping with two twins for while in my 20s.... My friends all asked, "how can you tell them apart?" I replied, "well...Sharon has long blonde hair, and Derek has a beard."
7. What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!
8. My friend visited me months after I moved and said sweet beard . I said... Thanks, it's growing on me .
9. I tried growing a beard over lockdown but couldn't pull it off. Then I tried using a razor instead and that was much more effective.
10. Chuck Norris They wanted to add Chuck Norris' face to Mount Rushmore, but the granite is not hard enough for his beard.

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Beard One Liners

Which beard one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beard? I can suggest the ones about moustache and man shaving.

1. Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta
2. Who shaves every hour everyday and still has a beard? The barber
3. Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard? A barber.
4. I never liked the idea of having a beard Then it grew on me
5. My dad is a rugged ex-Marine with a salt-and-pepper beard... He's a seasoned veteran.
6. Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one.
7. There's a new razor designed for dyslexics. It's the best thing since sliced beard.
8. I'm unsure whether I like my beard. But it's growing on me.
9. Why don't girls have beards? It's in their "jeans" ;)
10. Hey... Nice beard Thanks, it's growing on me
    Sorry.
11. My friend and I are in a beard growing contest Right now it's neck and neck.
12. If a bearded man makes vases... Is he a hairy potter?
13. I would shave my beard... but it's kind of grown on me.
14. If women had beards.... They would shave them off and then draw them back on.
15. Who shaves many times a day but still has a beard? The barber.

Your Beard Jokes

Here is a list of funny your beard jokes and even better your beard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My friend glued a fake beard on to look like Jason Momoa I don't think he could pull it off very well
• Man with a beard a 100 years ago: "Ok, I'll go chop down some trees." Man with beard today: " I found a great face mask that's gluten and cruelty free."
• What's the difference between a bowling ball & my mother-in-law? The bowling ball doesn't have a beard.
• There was a scientific study showing that bearded men are more attractive... ...than bearded women.
• Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner" ...but that didn't seem to cheer her up
• What do you call a bearded gardener? Hairy Potter
• I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me.
• To those bearded men in turbans who tried to convert me to your religion You make me Sikh!
• What did Black Beard's Otolaryngologist charge for his services? A Buccaneer!
• My wife told me to get a beard... the ideas growing on me

Growing Beard Jokes

Here is a list of funny growing beard jokes and even better growing beard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Someone told me they like my beard. I said "Thanks me too... ... it's really growing on me."
• When i was younger i never thought i'd have a beard ....But eventually it started to grow on me.
• What did the teenage boys right leg say to the left leg? Hey look! The little ones growing a beard!
• I've never been a fan of beards… but they're growing on me.
• I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to grow a beard At first he said no, and that he'll think about it.
  But then it grew on him.
• I originally wasn't thrilled at my girlfriend's idea for me to have a beard... But it's growing on me.
• Why did Waldo grow a manbun, a beard and start meditating three times a day? Waldo found himself
• At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me.
• Went to shave my beard but decided not to, the longer I keep it, the more it grows on me. Sure this is old but actually thought this the other day.
• At first I didn't like my beard but after a few months it's really growing on me.

Beard Grows Jokes

Here is a list of funny beard grows jokes and even better beard grows puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I thought I'd hate having a quarantine beard. But, honestly, it's growing on me.
• My friend suggested I grow my beard. At first I wasn't sure if I liked it, but after a couple of weeks it started growing on me.
• At first I didn't want a beard... But now it's really growing on me.
• I decided to start growing a beard. I look really ugly. Also I have a beard now.
• I used to not like my beard..... But now it's growing on me.
• Why do people hate beards at the start but love them by the end? They grow on you.
• I'm sporting a quarantine beard. I didn't like it at first. But it's growing on me.
• i didnt like my beard at first... ...but its growing on me
• I started growing a beard a while back. I didn't like the way it looked at first. But its growing on me.
• At first I wasn't sure about my beard But it's growing on me

Shaving Off Beard Jokes

Here is a list of funny shaving off beard jokes and even better shaving off beard puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the hipster shave off his beard? To keep cool during the summer…
• All this time I've been looking forward to when I can get a proper haircut again, and thinking I'll shave off this lockdown beard of mine. But over the past year, it's gradually grown on me.
• Now that No Shave November is over, I don't really want to shave off my beard It's growing on me
• I've considered shaving off my beard But it's starting to grow on me
• How do philosophers shave off their beards? Occam's razor
• Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
• My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom... I guess he's just trying to shave face
• Why do Jehovah's Witnesses believe Christ had no beard? Jesus shaves.
• I'm keeping my beard after No-Shave November. It's really starting to grow on me.
• Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard? Because he's no good at shaving.

Hilarious Beard Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about beard you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barber jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beard pranks.