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Bearded Dragon Jokes

4 bearded dragon jokes and hilarious bearded dragon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bearded dragon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Bearded Dragon Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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I saw on the news Boy George's bearded dragon has attacked and bitten his housekeeper 6 times in the last month

I reckon he needs a calmer chameleon.

Why do dwarves hunt dragons in the morning?

Because the early beard gets the wyrm

I think something's wrong with my bearded dragon. :(

He's got a reptile dysfunction.

If a Bearded dragon shaves

would that make it just a normal dragon 🤔

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