Bear Cub Jokes

23 bear cub jokes and hilarious bear cub puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bear cub that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Bear Cub Short Jokes

Short bear cub jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bear cub humour may include short brown bear jokes also.

  1. Why are the bears such a bad football team? Because when they were little, they were cubs.
    I'm so sorry
  2. i know all my jokes are dad jokes but... You know what the majestic kodiak tells his cub...
    Bear with me.
  3. My wife gets really upset when I tell the same joke about a grizzly and her cubs at every party we go to. But I think it's bears repeating.
  4. Did anyone hear about the Grizzly who was sick of giving birth to n**... cubs? She could barely bear to bear bare bare bears.
  5. What does a girl from the south and a bear cub have in common? They both like to s**... their paws

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Bear Cub One Liners

Which bear cub one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bear cub? I can suggest the ones about baby bears and bears grizzly.

  1. What do you call a cub at it's smallest point? Bear minimum
  2. What do you call a baby cub before it starts teething? A gummy bear
  3. What does a gay bear and The World Series have in common? They can never have Cubs!
  4. What does a mama bear on birth control have in common with the world series? No cubs
  5. What did every World Series before 2016 and gay bears have in common? No Cubs.
  6. Why did mamma bear ask her cub to put on a coat? Because he was a little bear.

Bear Cub Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bear cub you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean care bears jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bear cub pranks.

A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees.

He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?"
The animal replys
" well, I am a tiger"
The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger."
The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"

A bear dad and a bear mum are getting worried as they found their cub doesn't like meat...

So, the dad showed him how to catch salmons from a river, roared, and bite them with his sharp teeth.

Showing no interest at all, the cub turned to his mum.

The mum then showed him how to chase a rabbit, grabbed the rabbit on its neck, and bite on it.

The cub seems excited this time, he chased a smaller rabbit, grabbed it on its neck, showed his teeth to it, and roared, "give me your carrot".

A bear walks into a bar.

He sits down, and motions over the bartender.
Bartender says hey, man, what'll ya have?
Bear says I would like
Sure. But why the long pause?
I don't know, I've had them since I was a cub.

A hike with my girlfriend

Once I was hiking in the woods with my girlfriend when suddenly a huge bear charged right at us. We must've gotten close to her cubs or something. Luckily, I had my 9mm p**... with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took to get away.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend.
Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad.
We must have come close to her cubs.
Luckily I had my 9mm p**... with me.
One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took.
I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

A hunter walks into the woods.

A Hunter walks into the woods. While on the hunt, he sees a mother bear and her cubs. he thinks to himself, "Let me see if I can kill them." So he puts his sights on her and the cubs, when suddenly, he gets a little tap on his shoulder.
It's the father bear. He says, in a deep low voice, "Drop em."
"Drop what?
"Your pants."
And he takes him.
The next month, he comes back to the woods, and the same exact things happen. "Drop em."
This continues for 2 more months. During the fourth month, he has his sights on the mother bear, and her cubs, when suddenly, he gets a little tap on his shoulder.
"You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"