Bear And Honey Jokes

20 bear and honey jokes and hilarious bear and honey puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bear and honey that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Bear And Honey Short Jokes

Short bear and honey jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bear and honey humour may include short bee and honey jokes also.

  1. Besides eating honey... what do John the baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They share the same middle name.
  2. It's a little known fact that bears believe in astrology... It's called The Kodiak.
    One of their pickup lines is "Hey honey... what's ursine?"
  3. Rarely, hikers of the Appalachian trail report seeing psychic grizzlies take control of their friends, who start foraging and looking for honey... Bear in mind, that doesn't happen very often.
  4. Which film do certified shrinks enjoy viewing with their wives who can't bear children? Honey I shrunk the kids
  5. How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey p**...? With his bear hands.
    Thank the Chive for that one.

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Bear And Honey One Liners

Which bear and honey one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bear and honey? I can suggest the ones about bear and rabbit and honey.

  1. Never trust a man built like a bear He might steal your honey
  2. If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey
  3. What does the horned-up bear say? "Eat your honey!"
  4. Why did the bear eat his mate? He called her 'honey', then got hungry.
  5. How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles.
  6. Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey.
  7. A very simple joke What did the bee say when the bear took all of the honey?
    MY FOOD!

Bear And Honey Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about bear and honey you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean honey bee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bear and honey pranks.

3 Bears walk into a bar

I made up this joke in the shower the other day and have been trying to decide if it is a Great Bad joke or an Awful real joke. I hope you have an opinion on it.
A Black Bear, a Grizzly Bear, and a Panda walk into a bar.
The Black bear walks up to the bartender and says, "Excuse me sir, do you have any honey?"
The bartender says, "Sorry man, this is a bar. We don't serve honey."
The black bear says "Fine then! I'll take my business elsewhere!" and storms out.
After a moment, the grizzly bear walks up to the bar and says "Excuse me, do you have any salmon?"
The bartender sighs, and says "sorry man, we don't have any salmon."
Irritated, the Grizzly bear says 'Well then, I'm going to have to take my business elsewhere" and storms out.
The panda bear, who'd been watching the whole time walks up to the bar and plops down on a stool. He looks at the bartender and says "Jeez - those guys. Bunch of Amateurs, right?"
The bartender is a bit relieved as he says "Totally dude. Anyway, what can I get for you?"
The panda thinks for a minute and says "Oh, nothing fancy. I'll just take some bamboo."