Beanstalk Jokes
7 beanstalk jokes and hilarious beanstalk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beanstalk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is it called when you're afraid of a giant that lives up a beanstalk?
Feefiphobia
Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?
The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
Don't tell secrets in the garden:
The potatoes have eyes
The corn has ears
And the beanstalk.
Gardens (only clean joke I know)
Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Jack and the beanstalk
Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow?
Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker
Why couldn't Jack, from Jack and the Beanstalk, go up to the castle in the sky anymore?
He's already bean there
Why did Jack get a restraining order?
Beanstalking.
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