The Best 9 Beanstalk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beanstalk jokes. There are some beanstalk bean jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beanstalk stalk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beanstalk Jokes and Puns

Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm?

The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.

Don't tell secrets in the garden:

The potatoes have eyes

The corn has ears

And the beanstalk.

Gardens (only clean joke I know)

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Jack and the beanstalk

Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow?

Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker

Why couldn't Jack, from Jack and the Beanstalk, go up to the castle in the sky anymore?

He's already bean there


Why do you need to be careful when you're inside a grocery store?

Potatoes have eyes, corns have ears, and beanstalk

While on the beanstalk, what did the giant say when watching the World Cup?

FIFA - fo - fum

What do you call it when a giant masturbates?

Jacking the beanstalk

What happens when Jack's beans are acting out?

Jack and the Beanstalk

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beanstalk fairytale jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beanstalk macabre piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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