The Best 6 Beanie Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beanie jokes. There are some beanie psoriasis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beanie balaclava puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beanie Jokes and Puns

A child and his father were going to ride their bikes.

Child: \*wearing a beanie

Father: When you are going to ride your bike, you should always wear a helmet

Child: Don't worry dad, this is better. I already tested it.

Father: How?

Child: I threw them both out of the 3rd floor window. The helmet broke.

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a dachshund that likes frijoles?

A weenie beanie.

What's a beanie baby's favorite brand?


What happens when you put beans in a hat?

It becomes a beanie.

I made the mistake of letting my Beanie Babies grow up...

... and now all I've got is a box full of hats.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the beanie toque jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working beanie hat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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