Beane Jokes

Funniest Beane Short Jokes

Short beane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beane humour may include short jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I bet you never heard of someone paying $20 to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
2. What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? Nobody pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face.
3. Why can't a farmer keep secrets on her farm? Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beans stalk.
4. Saw a homeless man eating a tin of baked beans and I thought it was really sad, so I walked over to him and said... "I think you're supposed to open that first"
5. Can you tell me why the Irish only put 239 beans in their chili? well me boy, one more would be "twofarty".
6. Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I haven't paid $500 to have a garbanzo bean in my face.
7. What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
8. What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods
9. A barista was accused of stealing coffee beans by his boss. However, when they looked into the case, they found that there were no grounds to press charges.
10. What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Last night I didn't pay 20 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Beane One Liners

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1. What happens when you eat beans with onions? tear gas!
   (Written by my 9 yr old son)
2. I got banned from the secret cooking society… For spilling the beans.
3. I tried to send Sean Bean a death threat He mistook it for a job offer. :(
4. How do you make a neato burrito? With cool beans.
5. Why do green beans meditate? To find inner peas!
6. Life is like a bag of jelly beans Everyone hates the black ones
7. looking back, I wish I'd bought my baked beans online... Heinz site's a wonderful thing
8. What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion? Teargas
9. What do you get when you mix beans and onions? Tear gas
10. what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas
11. My friend jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.. Jack and the beans talk.
12. How do you discipline a coffee bean? You ground it.
13. Gas is still $1.29 if you know where to go. Taco Bell bean burritos.
14. What do Japanese kittens take to school for lunch? A bean-toe box!
15. I've been banned from the Secret Cooking Society... I kept spilling the beans.

Beane Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about beane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beane pranks.