Beams Jokes
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Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
What's black and white and can cut through steel beams?
A penguin with a lightsaber
I haven't seen this one here.
Some monks came down to a small village in need of carpentry. They offered to replace all the wooden pillars and support beams in all the buildings by themselves. When the villagers asked why they were being so generous, the head monk simply replied
"Isn't it obvious? We're reposting for karma."
Fine Bros can't sue metal beams,
Because they don't react to jet fuel.
How do aliens harvest their crops?
With tractor beams.
A girl with a lithp goes to a doctor.
The doctor puts his stethoscope on her chest and says "big breaths." The girl beams proudly and says "Yeth! I am only thixteen!"
3 year-old daughter following in my footsteps: "What shoes do poos wear?"
"PLIP PLOPS."
What a disgusting creature I've raised *beams with pride*
I like to call steel beams "cats."
People often look at me oddly, but then I explain it to them:
"CFe lines!"
The foreman at my bridge construction site is always rushing things. But when I got the beams set ahead of schedule he didn't believe me.
Nobody expects the span is in position.
Why would George W Bush be a bad blacksmith?
He apparently can't melt steel beams.
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