beams Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious beams puns

Fine Bros can't sue metal beams,

Because they don't react to jet fuel.

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A girl with a lithp goes to a doctor.

The doctor puts his stethoscope on her chest and says "big breaths." The girl beams proudly and says "Yeth! I am only thixteen!"

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I like to call steel beams "cats."

People often look at me oddly, but then I explain it to them:

"CFe lines!"

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Why would George W Bush be a bad blacksmith?

He apparently can't melt steel beams.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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After hours of working on every syllable of this masterpiece, I bring you a haiku I've titled "Truth in hindsight"

The sky is blue

The grass is green

Jetfuel can't melt steel beams

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how do you keep one building up forever?

you add support beams.
how do you keep up two?
you keep it away from muslims

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"Pikachu, use astonish!"

*Leans into opponent's ear*


"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

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What's the secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beams?

Jetfuel.

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Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!

Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!

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My mix tape is so hot...

It can melt steel beams.

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How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

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Jet fuel Cant melt Steel beams.

But steel beams can fall and crush people

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What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.

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What did the airplane say to the steel beams?

Nothing. Airplanes can't fucking talk.

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I wanted to buy some beams from some hippies but I couldn't.

They told me "Sorry, we're out of wood stock".

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How Quantum Theory?

Dank Memes can't melt steel beams.

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Jet Fuel Can Melt Steel Beams

Happy April Fools Everyone

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What do you call President Bush melting steel beams?

A counter argument.

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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You can lead a horse to water...

but jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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What do giant steel beams say when they come across a nugget of gold?

Au

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And they say jet fuel can't melt steel beams...

When Hillary will collapse from too much hot sauce

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Why was the SJW sad during 9/11?

Because gender fluid doesn't melt steel beams.

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What do you call gambling currency that can't melt steel beams?

Bet fuel

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Jet fuel can't melt

Steel beams...

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What can't jet fuel melt melt aside from steel beams?

Mountains.

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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How do reptilians melt steel beams?

thermite.

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