The Best 13 Beaker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beaker jokes. There are some beaker jar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beaker flask puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beaker Jokes and Puns

Students are smart

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?

Student: No

Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?

Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot...

Mitosis

Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine...

"One liter of water." it read.
Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair
"This speaks volumes..."

Beaker joke, Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine...

The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.

The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.

The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.

The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.


I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography.

It was base on a true story.

A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.

Beaker joke, A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker

That's an oxidant waiting to happen.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory.

Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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