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17 beaker jokes and hilarious beaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a laugh? Get ready to crack up with these hilarious Tracy Beaker jokes! With puns involving lab equipment, bottles and the integral, it will have you in stitches! No lab coat necessary!

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Funniest Beaker Short Jokes

Short beaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beaker humour may include short bottle jokes also.

  1. What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... mitosis
  2. Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... "One liter of water." it read.
    Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair
    "This speaks volumes..."
  3. Did you hear about the beakers that sailed the seven seas? They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean
  4. I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?
  5. My girlfriend likes to experiment in bed… …that's why we have all these beakers, Erlenmeyer flasks and Petri dishes.
  6. What did the computer say to the beaker? Computer: I bet you can't compute this formula.
    Beaker: :/

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Beaker One Liners

Which beaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beaker? I can suggest the ones about flask and wine glass.

  1. I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story.
  2. Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab? They were graduated
  3. Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen.
  4. Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
  5. What did the d**... say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?

Beaker joke, What did the d**... say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

Entertaining Beaker Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about beaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beer bottle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beaker pranks.

Students are smart

Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.

The Engineer and the Red Rubber Ball

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.

A physicist, a mathematician and an engineer...

...were each asked to establish the volume of a red rubber ball. The physicist immersed the ball in a beaker full of water and measured the volume of the displaced fluid. The mathematician measured the diameter and calculated a triple integral. The engineer looked it up in his Red Rubber Ball Volume Table.

A mathematician a physicist and an engineer...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a cow and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the dimensions of the cow and evaluated a very complicated integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the cow inside and measured the total displacement. The engineer looked at the cow and said, let's suppose the cow is a sphere.

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base

Beaker joke, I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory.