Beaker Jokes
17 beaker jokes and hilarious beaker puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beaker that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? Get ready to crack up with these hilarious Tracy Beaker jokes! With puns involving lab equipment, bottles and the integral, it will have you in stitches! No lab coat necessary!
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Funniest Beaker Short Jokes
Short beaker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beaker humour may include short bottle jokes also.
- What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... mitosis
- Kevin fills a beaker of water and places it on the machine... "One liter of water." it read.
Kevin gasped and sat back in his chair
"This speaks volumes..." - Did you hear about the beakers that sailed the seven seas? They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean
- I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?
- My girlfriend likes to experiment in bed… …that's why we have all these beakers, Erlenmeyer flasks and Petri dishes.
- What did the computer say to the beaker? Computer: I bet you can't compute this formula.
Beaker: :/
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Beaker One Liners
Which beaker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beaker? I can suggest the ones about flask and wine glass.
- I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography. It was base on a true story.
- Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab? They were graduated
- Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen.
- Who's the most self-centered Muppet? Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."
- What did the d**... say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?
Entertaining Beaker Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about beaker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean beer bottle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beaker pranks.
Students are smart
Chemistry Professor: Now, class, here I have a beaker of H2SO4, and here I have a gold ring. Suppose I drop the ring into the sulphuric acid. Will the gold dissolve?
Student: No
Professor: Good. And will you please tell us why not?
Student: If it would dissolve, you wouldn't put it in.
A spill
While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dropping the base
Three Scientists called out to God...
And said, "You are no longer relevant. With our scientific advances, we have been able to create water, build empires, and even replicate life through cloning techniques."
God said to them, "Fair enough. Why don't we have a contest to see who can create life faster?"
The scientists scoffed. "No problem. Let's do it."
The first of the scientists grabs a beaker and begins to fill it with soil.
God looked at him and said, "Oh, no you don't. Get your own dirt!"
