The Best 32 Beak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Beak jokes. There are some beak nail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these beak parakeet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Beak Jokes and Puns

A goose's beak is composed of hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen and potassium.

HONK

A penguin is having car trouble...

A penguin is having car trouble, so he stops by a mechanic's shop for some repairs. He tells him he will need about an hour to find out what's wrong. The penguin walks downtown and it's a hot day, so he stops to get some ice cream. He doesn't have any arms to eat the ice cream with, so he just sticks his beak right into it. The penguin returns to the shop and the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin replies "Nah man, it's just ice cream."

Penguin

One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He dresses in his usual tuxedo, and then drives over to the mansion. He eats his dinner and then it was time for dessert. Ice cream, the penguin's favorite! The penguin laps up the ice cream getting it all over his beak and face feathers. On his drive home his car breaks down and he calls for a tow. After the mechanic inspects the car he proceeds to tell the penguin "You blew a seal". To which the penguin replies "No, it's ice cream"

Beak joke, Penguin

A penguin takes his car to a garage.

The mechanic tells him it will take about an hour to diagnose the problem. So, the penguin decides to go next door to the ice cream shop for a treat while he waits.

He returns about an hour later and the mechanic tells him. "It looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin wipes his beak and says, "I did not. I was eating ice cream."

A duck walks into a bar...

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No mate, this is a bar

Duck: Got any bread ?

Barman: No I've told you, we don't have bread here!

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: Look, if you ask me that again I'm going to nail your beak to the bar.

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?


A Penguin takes his car to a mechanic

The mechanic says that it may take a while so the penguin goes across the road to get an ice cream.
Because penguins have little fins instead of hands he gets ice cream all over his beak.
When he returns to the mechanic the mechanic, dusting off his hands, says, "looks like you've blown a seal" to which the penguin says, "Oh, no. Its just ice cream."

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."

Beak joke, A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

How are children born?

Little peter and little Johnny asked their grandma,"How children are born Granny?".
"The Stark brings them in his beak my children", said Grandma.
Little Peter and little Johnny looked at each other and Little Jonny said ,"What do you think Peter, Shall we tell her?"
"No No" said Peter,"Leave her in her innocence"

I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory.

Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?

So a finch asks his mother...

"Mom, why does my beak look different than yours?"
She replies, "Well son, I hate to break it to you, but you're adapted."

A Duck walks into a Bar

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

Barman: No, and if you keep asking, I'll nail your beak to the bar.

Duck: Got any nails?

Barman: No.

Duck: Got any bread?

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Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Born to succeed

What was born to succeed?
A budgie with a blunt beak.

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

Theres Mama Bird, a Baby Bird, and a Brother Bird

One day baby bird comes up to mama bird and asks, "mama, how come my beak is different than brother bird?" Mama bird, caught off gaurd for a second, lets out a sigh and says, "baby bird. Ive been waiting for the right time to tell you this, but I guess this is as good a time any. Baby Bird the truth is...you're adapted."

A penguin brings his car into the shop

The mechanic says he needs an hour to check it out, so the penguin walks to 7-11 and buys an ice cream to kill the time. Since the poor guy's got no hands, he gets the ice cream all over his beak. When he's done he walks back into the shop, and the mechanic tells him "Well, it looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says "No, that's just a little ice cream"

Beak joke, A penguin brings his car into the shop

A pelican can store 3 gallons of water in his beak.

Yet I don't see how the helican.

What do you call a pelican with its beak taped shut?

A pelicant. :-)

If everything tastes like chicken how does the chicken taste?

Dad : with its beak


What has a beak but doesn't peck, wings but doesn't fly, and feet but doesn't walk?

A dead bird.

Three hawks had a hunting contest

The first one went and came back with blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that tree over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a rabbit near it".

The second one went and came back with even more blood on its beak. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that rock over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I hunted a deer near it".

The third one went and came back with blood all over him. They asked him what happened. He said "Do you see that lamppost over there?". They said "yeah". He said "I didn't."

Birds fascinate me.

They beak my interest.

Penguin

A penguin is driving his car into town when it starts to smoke. He brings it to the local garage and asks the mechanic to look at it.
"I'll be across the street at the drug store." he tells him. He goes to the drugstore and orders a dish of vanilla ice cream which he has to eat with his beak because of his short arms.
He finishes up and goes back to the garage. The mechanic comes out and says "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says "That's just a little ice cream."

What creature has wings, feathers and beak, and sick of waiting?

A bored.

A heck of a bird is a Pelican

It's beak can hold more than its Bellycan

Ducks walk into the bar

"Got any bread?"
*No*

"Got any bread?"
*No*

"Got any bread?"
*No and if you ask again, i.ll nail your beak to the bar*

"Got any nails?"
*No*

"Got any bread?"

A penguins car broke down

So he went to the mechanic who said he needed about an hour to check it out. To kill Time the penguin went across the street to get some vanilla ice cream. Since penguins have no hands he made an awful mess getting the ice cream all over his beak. When he returned the mechanic said it looks like you blew a seal To which the penguin replied no it's just ice cream.

A duck walks into a shop got any bread?

Shopkeeper says no .

Duck got any bread?
No

Got any bread?
No

Got any bread?
Shopkeeper: Listen duck, if you ask me once more for bread, I'll nail your beak to the floor .

Duck: Got any nails?
Shopkeeper No .

Duck Got any bread?

"Mom, I think my egg isn't well." "Shut up and keep eating!"

"Mom, do I have to eat the beak too?"

What does an owl call it's beak?

Hoo nose.

A duck walks into a bar

Got any bread?

No

Got any bread?

No

Got any bread?

No, and if you ask me that again I'll nail your beak to the bar!!

Got any nails?

No!

Got any bread?

A woodpecker with a sore beak walks into a bar

and asks "Where's the bar tender?"

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