Beacon Jokes
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How do you get to the top of a weather beacon?
Climate
How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
A beacon of true racial equality
"In this time of being divided by race we should be more like Jeffrey d**..., who only saw the color of people as a light pink center with a nice sear"
How many existancialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to change the light bulb and one who observes how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in another world of cosmic nothingness.
How many US presidents does it require to change a light bulb?
2. One to change it and the other to proclaim that it is shimming beacon of hope and freedom
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