Beached Whale Jokes

27 beached whale jokes and hilarious beached whale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beached whale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Beached Whale Short Jokes

Short beached whale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The beached whale humour may include short killer whale jokes also.

  1. What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie? Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?
  2. Three whales fall from the sky. Two hit the beach, then the last lands in the water... BA-DUM PSSHHH
  3. A whale washed up on a beach and saw a person eating a burger He sung We are family
    Even though your fatter than me
  4. Yesterday at the beach I got burnt by the sun. I wasn't even there 5 minutes before it yelled 'get back in the water you whale'.
  5. What's the difference between a beached whale and Amy Schumer? One is depressing and people will share horrifying pictures and video all over the internet and the other is a beached whale
  6. We are family, even though you're fatter than me Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me." -
  7. Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
  8. Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
  9. A s**... whale has died after washing ashore at my local beach. It was just a regular whale before I arrived at the scene though.

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Beached Whale One Liners

Which beached whale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with beached whale? I can suggest the ones about humpback whale and whale.

  1. What do you call a group of beached whales? A tide pod.
  2. Why did the beached whale go to the dentist? He had shore teeth
  3. Whats the largest mammal on land? A beached whale
  4. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
  5. You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
  6. A feminist is seen bathing on the beach Oh wait, just a beached whale
  7. How do you get a whale off a beach? A whale-barrow!

Hilarious Fun Beached Whale Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about beached whale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blue whale jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make beached whale pranks.

A whale and a wave make a bet. (Just made this up.)

The whale says to the wave, "I bet I could beat in a race to land." The wave agrees, so the whale takes off. He swims so fast, he drives himself ashore. The wave following behind him says " Hah! Beached ya!"

On vacation this summer my wife took an early morning walk on the beach while the kids and I ate breakfast.

When my wife got back she said there was a beached whale and we needed to see it. My son said "well it's not beached anymore, you're standing right there."
Worst son-burn ever.

When traveling the coast, a struggling merchant and his wife come accross a giant beached whale with gold coins oozing from its mouth. When his wife asked if they should take the gold for themselves, the merchant replied...

"Midas whale"

Your mama joke!

She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
The person sitting on the barstool next to her, is her.
She was sunbathing on the beach one day, and the "save the whales" people kept trying to push her back into the water.
She accidentally cut herself, and gravy came out.