Beach Towel Jokes
6 beach towel jokes and hilarious beach towel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about beach towel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Beach Towel Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good beach towel joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Logic
Three professors visit a nudist beach, and s**... off. After some time they notice the Dean and his wife approaching. Two of the professors immediately cover their private parts with towels, but the professor of logic covers his face. When asked why, he says "My face is the way that I am usually recognised".
What did the sea otter say to the fish sunning himself on a white towel at the beach?
What's up my nigiri?
What does a beach towel and a stripper with dirty g**... have in common?
No one wants you to shake that in front of their face. Go downwind!
One day there was a big lady swimming at the beach when she noticed that she had lost her top.
She thought that no one would notice if she covered herself with her arms and walked overto her towel.
Then a little girl came running up to her.
"If you're going to drown those puppies, at least let me have the one with the cute little pink nose."
My moms favourite joke
A man comes to a gas station to refuel his car (duh).
He pays and comes back outside only to find his car filled with penguins.
Baffled, he asks the cahshier what to do now and the man tells him to take them to the Zoo. The man agrees and drives away.
The next day the man comes back and his car is still full off penguins, only this time they all have towels and sunglasses. The cashier looks confused and the man says "The Zoo was a great tip, today we are going to the beach!"
Literal Penguins
A man was driving down the road with three penguins in the back seat of his car. He's pulled over by police officer.
"Can I see your license and regi...what are you doing with three penguins in your car? You can't have these penguins! Go take them to the zoo right now, get out of here..."
The man drives off to the zoo. The next day the man is driving down the same road with the same three penguins in the back of his car. The penguins are all wearing sunglasses, have towels, and sunscreen on their beaks. The same cop see's him again and pulls him over.
"You again, and still with the penguins! I thought I told you to take them to the zoo?!?!"
The man replied, "I did take them to the zoo. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
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