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- The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week. He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
- Never literally taking cooking instructions… It said chill in the fridge for an hour
I nearly died - My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now.
- After dating for 2 months, she started saying she wanted to meet my parents, Baby chill I waited for 9 months before I met my own parents
- You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!
- I woke up suddenly terrified I'm late for work... I opened my eyes and chilled - I'm at work.
- Scientists announced that a man had chilled himself to absolute zero in an industrial accident. He's 0K right now.
- Why do snowmen love reading mystery novels? They're always on the hunt for the chilling clues!
- Netflix's new subscription fees are so high I've had to stop paying the heating bill, Brings a whole new meaning to Netflix and chill…
- Why did the snowman bring a map to the winter solstice party? He didn't want to get lost in the chill of the night!
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- Hindus are so chilled out. They never have beef with anyone.
- My best friend is a very chill guy He's 0K
- Did you hear about the guy who got chilled to absolute zero? Hes 0K now.
- What's the winter solstice's favorite type of joke? "Chill" humor.
- What's the medical term for a chill pill? A relaxative
- How do you organize a fantastic winter solstice celebration? Just chill and let it snow!
- What's a snowman's favorite winter solstice activity? "Chilling" with friends.
- They told me to go cold turkey... So now I'm chilling in Istanbul.
- Chills and fever-induced sweating will help you beat the heat all summer
- Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther
- Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..." ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
- What do you call a "Grilled Cheese" after a few days in the fridge? Chilled Grease
- Why are people in wheelchairs so chill? They roll with the punches
- What does the Newfoundland fisherman do on a day off? Net fix and chill
- I tried "Netflix and chill?" on my wife. We're now on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.
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Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.
At first the French were chill about the revolutionists
…but they lost their heads when they started the executions
The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some w**... with her
I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women
How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?
They smoke them out.
So, Jesus and Satan are sitting on a park bench one day
...just chilling, and Satan asks, "Hey JC, what's it called when little chunks of ice fall from the sky? It's not like I get to see it very often."
Jesus says, "Hail, Satan."
And Satan's all like, "YEEEEEAH, BOI!"
And Jesus is all like, "Oh, you."
What did the chill pigeon say?
coo. coo.
Mr Sine and Miss Cosine go on their honeymoon..
Mr Sine and Miss Cosine get married and head for their honeymoon to a seaside destination. So they're chilling by the beach, and sipping on their drinks, and things get naughty soon. During a l**... session on the beach, Sine whispers into Cosine's ear, "It's a good thing I'm not on top, or we'd both be tanned".
Earlier today my friend asked me how long I'v been married.
I told him 15 years but with the wind chill it feels like 30
Driving through a blizzard with my dad
At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"
Why weren't the baked beans heating up?
They were just chilling
If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and...
Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know..
Trump blasts Greta Thunberg.
So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
CHILLING WITH ESKIMOS
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?
A. Polaroids.
Soo.... baltimore.
Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill.
Guy sitting in a graveyard
A man works at a graveyard, but he still gets the chills when he is around gravestones. The grave keeper passes by the graveyard one day and sees a man just sitting next to a couple of gravestones. He walks up to the man and asks him, Aren't you scared in this place?"
The man looks at him and smiles, Scared? Not really, I'm just glad to be out of that hole."
What do Mexicans eat when they are relaxed?
En-chill-ladas ^hehehe
She told me she wanted to Netflix and chill.
But when I got there she had Redbox.
Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally....
So I was like na, more like pirate and b**....
Girl asked me to netflix and chill
So I was like na, more like Amazon prime and commitment.
Netflix and Chill or ...
Redtube and l**... 😜
Back when I went to college, we didn't have Netflix and Chill.
We had Room and Bored.
Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill
Let's Imax and c**...
Netflix and chill is cool...
But let's be honest guys, we know for most of you it's Netflix and Jill
s**... Ed in 2015
Remember kids, 'Netflix and Chill' is only one "D" away from 'Netflix and Child.'
What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?
Netflix and chill.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005.
I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to "Blockbuster and Chill".
René Descartes is chilling with his girlfriend. She asks: "What are you thinking of?"
He says: "Nothing." and disappears.
So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course
He now has 'A license to chill'.....
Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer?
It was a bone-chilling story.
Wanna 'Netflix and chill' but I can't afford Netflix
"Pirated movies and chill" isn't getting me laid =/
I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless!
It only chills on Sundays!
What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?
Chilling.
My dad said something earlier that gave me chills.
He said, "I'm turning off the heating."
Ive seen this place, filled with hills and green grass, people party and eat and just chill out. They live for hundreds of years in peace. Virtually no crime. sunshine most days, nice families, quaint neighbourhood...
anyone else notice there are no black hobbits in the shire?
A woman was telling her husband about a new friend she had made
The woman said "she's so cool. She's friendly af, chill af, nice af..."
Her husband responded with "well, she certainly sounds afable."
why netflix and chill?
Because amazon and chill has 1 day delivery.
I love this time of the year...
when the nights are drawing in, there's a chill in the air & the whole family gathers round a roaring Galaxy Note 7
Somethings are easier said than done.
Like 'sit', 'eat ', 'sleep' ,'chill'.
Now I'm just going to wait till the end of 2016 and hope Obama says:
"Chill out guys, all of this was just a prank. I'm going for the 3rd term".
The wife and I did the opposite of "netflix and chill" last night...
CNN and panic!
A homicidal r**... is holding hands with a little girl.
They are walking through a dense and eerie forest at night. Sounds of owls, wolves and other animals echos around. "This place is really scary sir" says the girl. The man looks around. The sound of wolves send chills down he's spine. He looks at the girl and says: "Yeah. Imagine me that I have to return by myself".
One day I will find you...
...and I will possess you.
That day, I will bring you to bed.
Then, without your permission, I will get close to you and touch your entire body.
You will be feeling tired.
You will feel chills down your body and I'll make you sweat.
As long as I stay with you, you will never be able to get out of the bed.
Then, I will leave without saying goodbye, convinced that one day I will return.
Signed… The flu.
What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?
Hope you're ready for the next episode
A 16 year old blonde is dinning with her parents
Blonde: Oh by the way I´m pregnant
Parents (simultaneously): You´re WHAT!?!
Blonde: Geez relax and eat a chill pill, I´m not even sure it´s mine
My buddy and I both have the flu.
I invited him over for Netflix & chills.
What did Luke, the warm beverage, do in the fridge?
He chilled
Q: what is it called when a Russian does not want to come over to your place for s**...?
A: Nyetflix and chill.
The power of Pepsi
So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"
I was at McDonalds earlier today, just chilling when a really hot, girl walked up to me.
She grabbed me and took me to her car. She ripped my clothes off and starts s**... me as if she's dying of thirst. She s**... long and slobbery and I let out a huge load. She looked up with the face of satisfaction.
Then I realised I'm a straw.
Did the Drake's vocals come in yet?
Chill chill everything's top secret my brother
Someone asked Harrison Ford what his favorite star wars location was
He said that Cloud City always sent chills down his spine.
Somebody put an enchilada in the fridge.
We told him to get it out, but by the time they did, it was an en*chill*ada.
Friend's advice be like:
Chill dude!
Get married!
What's divorce thing that could happen?
What do you call four rock-hard dudes chilling next to each other?
Mount Rushmore
Peter and John walk into a Japanese bar
Peter and John are sitting at the bar. Peter orders some rice wine, and John orders a beer. Peter gets up to go to the restroom. A few moments later, their drinks arrive.
John says to the bartender: this is chilled, can I get a hot cup to keep it warm?
The bartender replies: For your beer?
To which John replies: No, for Pete's sake!
Was with my girlfriend yesterday..
We discussed if we should go bowling or just stay at home and chill.
Told her that I didn't want my fingers where everyone else's fingers had been.
So we went bowling.
What does the Night King do in his spare time?
He chills.
I prefer my alcohol like I prefer children
Aged in a barrel and chilled on the rocks in my cellar
Why are trains so chill with where their kids are?
They can simply 'track' them.
My last girlfriend was pretty chill,
she didn't even scream that much when I closed the trunk.
At what point during a Netflix and Chill should you start touching her?
Immediately after the Weinstein Company logo flashes across the screen
Have you ever been to an arctic graveyard?
It's chilling...
What did the fridge do when the electricity went down?
It lost its chill.
Why do I think Sir Isaac Newton was such a chill guy?
I don't know, he just seemed pretty down-to-Earth to me.
The Japanese version of Netflix and Chill
is h**... with Senpai
I wonder if church musicians and surgeons ever hang out
They could just chill and talk about organs
A couple nuclei are chilling in a bar.
One says "let's blow this joint," so they split.
A young zebra escapes from the zoo and meets a stallion in a nearby valley
The stallion was fascinated and asked the zebra "where do you come from and what do you do?" the zebra replied "I come from Africa and I just chill with my friends on the plain"
Then the zebra asked the stallion "what are you and what do you do?" and the stallion replied "I'm a stallion, get your pyjamas off and i'll show you"
Two icecubes are sitting in a fridge
One says to the other:'Hey what are you doing?' The other one then says:'Nothing just chilling.'
Then the first icecube answers with:
'Ah cool'