Bbc Jokes
42 bbc jokes and hilarious bbc puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bbc that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
From BBC April Fools jokes to BBC Fringe comedy, check out some of the funniest BBC jokes from around the world. From BBC Radio 2, BBC Bitesize, to CBS and NPR, there's something for everyone.
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Funniest Bbc Short Jokes
Short bbc jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bbc humour may include short channel jokes also.
- It turns out, 'Fox News' has no actual coverage of foxes. I was also disappointed by BBC news.
- If you refuse to pay your TV licence in England, you can be sent to prison… Where, ironically, you'll get plenty of BBC…
- The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... "Benedict Cumberbatch."
- Matt LeBlanc was just announced as the newest presenter on BBC's Top Gear It may be a challenge for him, on his last show it's like he was always stuck in second gear
- Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: "Water and fishes found on Moon."
BBC reports: "Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea." - Talk about coincidence BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....
Can't believe they all had the same name. - Rewatched The Last Jedi and noticed that they missed an opportunity when they named the black BB droid. They should have called him BBc.
- Billionaire space tourists are like buses … You wait ages for one to arrive and then two come along at the same time
(Credit : BBC presenter Bill) - Trump Administration blocked CNN, BBC, New York Times, LA Times from media briefing Looks like Little Donald needs a safe space...
- Radio One has banned its djs from playing Madonna songs, saying that at 56 she is old and irrelevant. Yeah, at the BBC they only like them young.
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- What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC.
- What is mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
- In the 80s, Britain only had three channels BBC 1, BBC 2, and The English Channel
- What do ghetto rats and suburban soccer moms have in common? They both enjoy the BBC.
- I love the BBC's documentaries about time and space! I really quantum to continuum!
- Would you like to see my BBC? It's a lazy fat cat and keeps superstitious people away.
- Why is a BBC writer in a coma? Because this story shocked him! (PHOTO)(VIDEO)
- What do you call Cinderella being BBC'd Nutella
- Jeremy Clarkson is fired by the BBC.. I heard he is now joining One Direction.
- Islamophobia caused by baby sheep? Yes it is...
Credit to Newsjack BBC for this one. - Welcome to the BBC. r**... all the children you like, just don't punch a producer.
- Only way to drink coffee is with BBC b**... Cups
Bbc News Jokes
Here is a list of funny bbc news jokes and even better bbc news puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The Moro Islamic Liberation Front wants attention and gives an interview to a particular news organization that is ranked #1. The BBC always bring in satisfaction. 24/7.
- BBC News: The Pope calls for 'action' on s**... a**.... Right after calling Lights, camera...
- A s**... bomber runs into the BBC An employee runs up to him and screams no don't do that, you might blow up on the news!
Cheerful Bbc Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
What funny jokes about bbc you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean television jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bbc pranks.
My recent letter from the BBC read...
"Thanks for entering your wife into our new quiz show.
However, we feel you may have misread the title?
The show is actually called "Fact Hunt"
Credit @ShitJokes via Twitter.
According to the BBC website, 'cocaine users are getting younger'
I have always avoided i**... narcotics but, now that I've found out that they actually reverse the aging process, I'm going to give them a go.
Jeremy Clarkson has been suspended. He must have done something that even the BBC find inexcusable
So that rules out child a**... then....
BBC study finds Covid common in pet cats and dogs, but not ants.
Because ants have antibodies.
Ill see myself out.
What do Coronavirus panic in England and divorce in the United States have in common?
They're both commonly caused by BBC.
Stephen Fry broke a world record when he read the entire Harry Potter series live on BBC Radio 4.
Listeners were disappointed that he didn't read it out loud...
Jonathon Ross at it again..
BBC News: Jonathan Ross has been caught stealing from the BBC Kitchen, here is an exclusive interview as he was being escorted out of the premises:
"Jonathon, why did you do it? you knew you could potentially lose your job."
"Well," He replied, "It was just the whisk I had to take"
After looking over the BBC wage list on thing has become clear...
Women knowing nothing about cars or football is really hurting their income
So Jeremy Clarkson's politically incorrect jokes got him fired from the BBC.
Great to see the institution which gave Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris jobs for decades is really going after the bad people society.
Bob the Builder sacked!
The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!
What do you call it when a person falls ill from watching too many BBC period dramas?
Downton Syndrome
I recently saw an interview with an alt-right activist on BBC...
He says that all these immigrants are taking their houses, taking their jobs, invading their government, trying to get them to assimilate their culture, and not trying to be British
Idk man seems kinda British to me
The BBC are set to open a new multicultural centre for children.
It's to be called Jim'll Mix It.