The Best 20 Bazaar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bazaar jokes. There are some bazaar mall jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bazaar flea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bazaar Jokes and Puns

I felt a rush of culture shock wash over me as I walked through a middle eastern market

It was bazaar

Could you imagine a market in the Middle East?

Because that would be bazaar

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar...

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds."

"No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive."

"How 'bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull.

"Whose skull is that?"

"Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"

Bazaar joke, An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar...

I visited a strange, small shop on my trip to Egypt...

They had some really weird goods for sale. Honestly, the whole thing was just a little bazaar.

Iran has announced a controversial move to reopen outdoor markets

Experts have described the move as a bazaar decision


Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day.

It was quite bazaar.

Bazaar joke, I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day.

A surrealist entered an Indian market.

It felt very bazaar.

Why did the guy say it was weird shopping in Istanbul?

Because it was a bazaar experience.

I just went to a Middle Eastern market for the first time

It was a really Bazaar experience.

What do you call a strange market?

A bizarre bazaar

You can explore bazaar shop reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean bazaar villager dad jokes. There are also bazaar puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Facebook shall be called

Share Bazaar.

I've never understood Afghan markets

They're just so Bazaar

After shopping for the first time overseas in a middle eastern market, the American tourist was quoted saying

"How bazaar"

If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar.

Going to the market

I hear that market is so strange people are calling it bazaar.

Bazaar joke, Going to the market

An angry man is walking through the bazaar with a bear on a leash

And he yells: Where's the guy that sold me a ''hamster'' last week?!

An outdoor marketplace just appeared in my town.

Bazaar.

Have you been to the two shop oddities market?

It's a little bazaar.


My name is Jafar.

I come from afar.

Some place in Quatar.

I work at bazaar.

I sell snake in a jar.

I have bomb in my car.

Allu ak bar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bazaar wares jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bazaar market piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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