The Best 11 Bayou Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Bayou jokes. There are some bayou huntin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these bayou boudrea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Bayou Jokes and Puns

A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...

but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.

She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.

Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.

She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.

The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.

Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.

This one isn't wearing any shoes either!

What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana?

Bayou self

Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights.

He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if my brake lights are working!"

As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, they workin!"

Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about my blinkers?"

Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"

Bayou joke, Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.

Most of the Alligator shoes sold are of low quality, so I went to the bayou to get my own

28 gators later and none of them are wearing any shoes

No matter what State you live in, Louisiana is always close to it.

I guess you could say it's always close Bayou.


What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century?

It's a bayou tapas-tree.

Bayou joke, Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

What's a NASCAR driver's favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race?

Blue Bayou

What did the girl from Louisiana say when she was leaving?

Bayou

I'm going to compete in the annual Swamp Half-Marathon.

Just want to run that bayou.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the bayou swamp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working bayou louisiana piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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