Bayou Jokes
21 bayou jokes and hilarious bayou puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about bayou that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Bayou Short Jokes
Short bayou jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bayou humour may include short swamp jokes also.
- Most of the alligator shoes sold are of low quality, so I went to the bayou to get my own 28 gators later and none of them are wearing any shoes
- No matter what State you live in, louisiana is always close to it. I guess you could say it's always close Bayou.
- What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence
- Did you hear about the plant in Baton Rouge Louisiana thats been producing spanish food since the 11th century? It's a bayou tapas-tree.
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Bayou One Liners
Which bayou one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bayou? I can suggest the ones about new orleans and creek.
- What do you call an accordion in a swamp? Bayou music.
- What is the loneliest bayou in Louisiana? Bayou self
- What's the loneliest place in all of Louisiana ? Bayou Self
- What did the Alligator say to the turtle? Can I bayou a drink?
- What's a NASCAR driver's favorite song to sing to other drivers during a race? Blue Bayou
- What did the girl from Louisiana say when she was leaving? Bayou
- What did the alligator say to show support for his friend? I'm right bayou-r side
- I'm going to compete in the annual Swamp Half-Marathon. Just want to run that bayou.
- What is a p**...'s favorite region of America? The Bayou
Laughable Bayou Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about bayou you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean backwoods jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make bayou pranks.
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes...
but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices.
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes.
The shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
Oh, no! the blonde shouted in dismay.
This one isn't wearing any shoes either!
Classic Cajun joke my grandpa told me.
So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights.
He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if my brake lights are working!"
As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, they workin!"
Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about my blinkers?"
Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"
