Bay Jokes

Funniest Bay Short Jokes

Short bay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The bay humour may include short harbour jokes also.

1. A tip for Snowden. Apparently he is traveling all of the world but if you never want to appear in front of an American judge there is only one place to go...
   Guantanomo bay
2. Beware of a new E-bay scam I ordered my wife some expensive jewelry and they sent me motorcycle parts
3. If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags," and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," then... what does that make the tennessee Titans?
4. Oh, jokes from 7 year-olds are cool now? From my son last night: "Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?" Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bay gulls ("like bagels, get it Dad?").
5. The Net Neutrality issue made me come to the sad realization... I'll finally have to start paying for movies I get from Pirate Bay.
6. What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay? I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
7. Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!
8. With all the recent name controversies, Tampa Bay Buccaneers will be renamed the Tampa Bay Tampons. They are not the best team, but they are up there.
9. If a seagull lives by the sea... If a seagull lives by the sea, what do you call a bird that lives by the bay?
   A Bay Gull
10. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay... Sounds great if you don't know what both of those things are.

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Bay One Liners

Which bay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with bay? I can suggest the ones about clam and green bay.

1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
2. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds fun if you don't know what either of those are
3. What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess? C4
4. What is Michael Bay's favorite phone? Note 7
5. What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law? Haram Bay
6. Why was 10 sent to Guantanamo Bay? They found out he was at the middle of 9-11.
7. When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings
8. What's the most expensive thing at Guantanamo Bay? The water bill.
9. How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay? A Buccaneer
10. What does Michael Bay use to tell a story? Explosition.
11. What do you call a high security U.S. prison in China? Wonton-amo Bay
12. I was suprised Green Bay lost. I thought Aaron Rodgers had a shot.
13. A beer a day ...Keeps the wife and kids at bay.
14. What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay.
15. Best name for cured meat convention in San Francisco... ... Bay Con.

Michael Bay Jokes

Here is a list of funny michael bay jokes and even better michael bay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Michael Bay and a priest offer a young boy? Hollywood and Holy wood respectively.
• Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves
• What's every movie critic's favorite cooking ingredient? Michael Bay Leaves.
• George R.R. Martin tweeted that he directed 2016. This year will be Michael Bay... Oh wait that was 2001
• What's a spice with explosive flavor? MICHAEL BAY LEAF
• What do you call a cooking show with not enough explosions? Michael Bay Leaves
• Michael Bay has just recently announced the title of his next gritty reboot of a kids TV show: Ed, Edd, and Edgy
• I heard there was a video leak from the set of a new Michael Bay movie... It's being filmed at some port in China.
• Living in New York City I don't think I can live in New York until Michael Bay dies...I couldn't stand living in a summer blockbuster year after year.
• I watched a Michael Bay movie today... And it kind of blew my mind.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes

Here is a list of funny guantanamo bay jokes and even better guantanamo bay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Real estate available on Guantanamo Bay! Don't worry about rent - Boarding is free!
• You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink... Not if Guantanamo Bay has anything to say about it.
• Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots.
• Bryan Cranston and Brad Pitt are both staring in a new movie about the life of inmates in Guantanamo Bay Out this summer: "Breaking Brad"
• Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees? Because they're too cagey.
• President Obama is going to cuba... to close the prison at Guantanamo bay
• What do you call a good looking Muslim man in Guantanamo Bay? Guantanamo bae

Green Bay Jokes

Here is a list of funny green bay jokes and even better green bay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Thank god Green Bay is known for their cheese. The fudge packers just doesn't have the same ring.
• Why did the Green Bay Packers have a poor season? Because Aaron Rodgers was too busy double checking everything.
• What's Aaron Rodger's favorite band? Green Day (Bay)

Uplifting Bay Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

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