The Best 8 Battleships Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Battleships jokes. There are some battleships amb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these battleships scandanavian puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Battleships Jokes and Puns

Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes printed on the sides?

So that when they return to port they can scandinavyin.

In Norway they print barcodes on the sides of their battleships.

When they return from war they can Scandinavian.

Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

So when they dock they can Scandinavian.

Battleships joke, Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes on them?

Scandinavia has a bar code on all of their battleships to keep track of them.....

When the ships enter the harbor, they scan-da-navy-in.

Caesar and Brutus are playing battleships.

A2, Brute?


I just read a book about building battleships...

...it was riveting.

Why do French Battleships have glass floors?

So they can see the rest of the fleet.

Battleships joke, Why do French Battleships have glass floors?

Why do the 3rd Italian Navy use glass-bottomed battleships?

So they can look at the 2nd Italian Navy!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the battleships sunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working battleships naval piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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